The fires that bloke must have caused in his timejumping down into a hearth and booting smouldering coal all over the carpet. You'd think it would look like armageddon on christmas day. Only the heathens would survive.
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Smallbrainfield,
Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:03,
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Maybe he has asbestos bootsand kicks asbestos fibres all over the kiddies' presents.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:04,
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