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[challenge entry] :

It's Chris Moyles, by the way. Not sure if that's entirely obvious.

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(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:51, archived)
# That's his weight, not mass.
And despite it being Chris Moyles, I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:53, archived)
# That was my first thought
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:55, archived)
# But weight is caused by mass..
..so no pedantry to be had here.
(Eli-T, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Ah, but that would imply that his mass is exceptionally small,
Assuming that's being reported in Newtons.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:22, archived)
# no it's his mass
the balance does the conversion for you

the weight would be measured in Newtons (which it isn't here)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:31, archived)
# So it is a cunt on some scales
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Quick, knock out a "comedy" song about it
set to a modern day hit parade tune but with the words changed.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:56, archived)
# but you have to have a team of sycophants to tell you it is the most amazing song in the world ever
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:58, archived)
# I accidentally put Radio 1 on yesterday in the evening
It was OK for about 6 seconds and then they played a clip of 'Comedy' Dave singing a Christmas carol. That'll teach me to look at what I'm doing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:34, archived)
# He's going to be on Dancing on Ice
I hope the Katona gubs the comedy lycra pants off him.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Welcome to B3ta
You seem nice although Chris Moyles is a talentless cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Thanks
Yeah, I'm not a fan of Moyles, he's just a means to a pun.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:03, archived)
# oh he's more than that. Much, much more.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:37, archived)
# What, a big fat tranny?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:44, archived)
# this is more likely than it seems
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:47, archived)
# who shaved DLT?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Hello, good evening and welcome to b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:26, archived)