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[challenge entry] Merry Paintmas

From the B3ta Christmas Cards challenge. See all 372 entries (closed)

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Giant snowman will crush us all!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Don't panic!
I have a radiator and I'm not afraid to use it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Frosty the Snowman is coming to rape us all
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:47, archived)
# You need to precede this statement with
It is Christmas. It is not OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Assuming Ivan Dobsky doesn't get you first.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:53, archived)
# That...
requires this...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Normally yes, but in this clip:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj3pTr4MwM4 (go straight to 2.18 and ignore the crappy beginning)

Or, for the combined effect:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBUFgJlrCDc

Utter brilliance.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Bootiful!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:51, archived)
# I know you...you're dead....we killed you!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:54, archived)
# You cannot kill what doesss not live, gobble gobble gobble!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Snomanz gonna fuck y'all up.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Outstanding.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:59, archived)
# He's evil...just look at those coal black eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Paintastic....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:51, archived)