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[challenge entry] Santa claus is coming to town!

Seasons greetings from Sweden!

From the B3ta Christmas Cards challenge. See all 372 entries (closed)

(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
By which I mean, obviously, "Wooooooooooooooooooooo!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:50, archived)
# How rare!
It's very quiet today
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:50, archived)
# That's 'cos mum's gone to Iceland.
Frankly, with such young children, I think it's incredibly irresponsible.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:51, archived)
# I'm sure she left them some mini kievs to eat
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:57, archived)
# O_O
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Oo thank you.

How shall I fuck off my lord?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Oh god I watched that the other day - it's been years
A drunken, lazy idea, but I'd forgotten how absolutely awesome it is.

Dear Christ. "I think he said 'Blessed are the meek'" "Oh that's nice, because they never get anything ... "
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:59, archived)
# He's not the messiah... he's a very naughty boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Honestly - 90% of the film is entirely quotable.
It's also the best way to get rid of any girls you're thinking of chatting up.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Right up to the moment when you are about to get naughty
and you speak loudly to yourself "You lucky bastard"
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:16, archived)
# ^ This
* HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Haha
I actually heard Graham Chapmans voice in my head while writing this :)
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:01, archived)
# I don't know, just fuck OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Owww .... really nice.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:26, archived)