paint a tennis ball white
attach it to a fishing line. dangle it over the balcony, after switching off the lights.
that'll teach her.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 12 Jan 2011, 23:34,
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I considered having a sudden revelation that I can talk to my spirit guide
and he's telling me she has to buy me a decent fecking Xmas present that hasn't come out of a feckin poundstore this year!
Tight bitch!
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..wil,
Wed 12 Jan 2011, 23:37,
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pfff
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 12 Jan 2011, 23:39,
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