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[challenge entry] What a silly Derek

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(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 18:32, archived)
# What a dildo!

Can I ask a quick question? I came straight home from work today (without popping into the pub). Can anyone tell me what you are meant to do all night when you are completely sober?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 18:34, archived)
# Laundry and other household chores . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 18:39, archived)
# cry yourself to sleep.
No?

Just me then?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 18:41, archived)
# wanking doesn't take that long
so i'd suggest scratching your nuts and dancing in your pants to 80's rock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 18:45, archived)
# Strangely, I like this idea..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 19:05, archived)
# I've scratched my nuts...
and I've got my pants on....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 19:32, archived)
# pfff!
more air guitar, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 19:35, archived)
# Not sure about that...
I don't want to look like a twat
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 19:42, archived)
# bugger, can't see it
but i can imagine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 19:44, archived)
# 'shop a freebase picture seems to be the norm' in these 'ere parts
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 20:29, archived)
# something tells me derek would be useful to her
being the massive cock that he is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 18:36, archived)
# I think he'd only be useful
if she was a massive lesbian.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 18:37, archived)
# you mean she isn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 18:41, archived)
# No pain no ______ !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 18:38, archived)
# charges?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 18:38, archived)
# Hummmmn . . . I believe you've come up with a multiplicity of solutions there !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 18:40, archived)