just wear a housecoat
they wrap round you without gathering up at your throat and making you look like a choking pensioner
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:16,
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and it doesn't make you look like you've escaped from a
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:20,
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hahahahahaha!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:22,
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