'sup chappie.
Mrs H is now 3 days past due date. If this goes on for the full 2 weeks I will be a wreck.
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Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:07,
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You should try creeping up behind her and shouting "BOO!"
That'll work.
Trust me. I'm a doctor.
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Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:12,
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Trust me. I'm a doctor.
the wife almost shat out kidney
and the baby still stayed in for another week
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Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:19,
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try the usual
1. sex
2. curry
3. long walks
4. being on all fours (opens the pelvis)
try a 1/4 combo.
Also - send her to mill about Mothercare all day, if she gives birth there, you get free stuff*
*may not be true
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Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:16,
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2. curry
3. long walks
4. being on all fours (opens the pelvis)
try a 1/4 combo.
Also - send her to mill about Mothercare all day, if she gives birth there, you get free stuff*
*may not be true
prob other places too
I expect it's a kind of bribe to get the blood spewing, screaming woman out of the shop.
Or maybe they just give you the stuff that amniotic fluid all over it....
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Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:24,
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Or maybe they just give you the stuff that amniotic fluid all over it....
Stretford Arndale was responsible for the start of the whole process.
It's a well known fact that women get pregnant just by walking through Stretford Arndale...
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Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:29,
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I shouted at the cat when Mrs Freebs/Forbes whatever was pregnant with the eldest
It was Christmas Eve and I made her waters break
oops
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Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:16,
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oops