I hate this movie - the main character's such an unscrupulous bitch, but no one wants to admit it
From the Film Aftermath challenge. See all 237 entries (closed)
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From the Film Aftermath challenge. See all 237 entries (closed)
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see, it's stuff like this
that causes uncontrollable giggling at inappropriate moments, which in turn causes my nearest and dearest to consider having me committed
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Sat 19 Feb 2011, 20:09,
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Fortunately, your fate rests in the hands of the sober, considered voice of the people.
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Better renew your passport, by the looks of things.
I reckon you'll do an even better job than Geri Halliwell.
And you might get a chance to pinch Nelson Mandela's arse.
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Sat 19 Feb 2011, 20:57,
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And you might get a chance to pinch Nelson Mandela's arse.
need to renew my passport soon anyway
i look nothing like my passport photo any more.
not that i'd want to pinch Nelson Mandela's arse, of course
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Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:00,
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not that i'd want to pinch Nelson Mandela's arse, of course
Of course.
He's ill enough without having his arse stolen by a pesky junior work colleague.
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Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:05,
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And as you can see, your public loves you by an overwhelming majority.
So sod your nearest and dearest and section 8 of the Mental Health Act.
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Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:15,
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i'm slightly worried about the 4 that want me stuffed and mounted
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Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:18,
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Remember there's a strong contingent here who are very sentimental about vermin like cats and dogs,
to the point where they consider them human.
And they want their loved ones preserved until the end of time.
Add to that the people who are just plain in love with you and want a literal Trophy Wife.
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Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:25,
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And they want their loved ones preserved until the end of time.
Add to that the people who are just plain in love with you and want a literal Trophy Wife.
OK, take those four who clicked 'stuffed and mounted'.
How many of those just idly clicked it for a laff, and how many are going to assassinate you with a neurotoxin-tipped crossbow bolt, transport your cadaver to an expert Swiss underground taxidermist and pay to have you exquisitely stuffed and mounted, at immense cost, and then negotiate the tricky exportation of the finished artwork through customs and into their bedsit?
Only one or two, surely.
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Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:39,
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Only one or two, surely.
Stuffed and mounted of course
since that seems to be a recurring theme of interest
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Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:27,
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I'm surprised that more people haven't gone for this, frankly, filthy option.
You've let me down B3ta. You've let me down, and you've let yourslef down.
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Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:35,
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:D
i am now going for a shower. i'll be interested to see the results of the vote when i get back.
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Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:46,
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It was probably a bad move to express migivings about being stuffed and mounted...
(an expert psephologist writes)
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Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:53,
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Has this been newslettered?
I did not know you were compiling these. I think this should win every compo!
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Sat 19 Feb 2011, 22:12,
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This should win the compo
and yes, I wish that had really happened too.
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Sat 19 Feb 2011, 20:28,
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