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[challenge entry] BEHOLD HER MIGHT
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To all the naysayers who doubt the existence of a full-size babybel may I present this behemoth.

And before anyone says I am a normal-sized human.

From the Cheese! challenge. See all 263 entries (closed)

(Turn that bloody gramaphone down has incorrect spelling in her username *WINS*, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Thats still small.........
i'd say thats a medium babybel......

I want a large one to slice up and put on toast!

and I bet my cock would look HUGE in those tiny hands!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Toddlerbel?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 13:53, archived)
# It's defiantly cheesie
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 13:55, archived)
# *cue lots of admiring comments, despite the lack of shoppery*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 13:49, archived)
# She's very pretty
for a boy.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 13:51, archived)
# :(
Sad times. I'm 100% of the female persuasion. Not sure about the gender of the cheese though
(Turn that bloody gramaphone down has incorrect spelling in her username *WINS*, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 13:53, archived)
#
have you tried asking it ?
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 13:55, archived)
# I'm only pulling your leg.
You're a little hottie.

And they say that beauty is in the eye of the cheeseholder.

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 13:57, archived)
# now spread 'em


/dairylea blog
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 13:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Well, this is pathetic.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Der Kase; le fromage; so masculine
Assuming you're somewhere where fondue is popular.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 24 Mar 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Man cheese! Of course!
:D
(Turn that bloody gramaphone down has incorrect spelling in her username *WINS*, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Now, would that supermarket be a Migros in Switzerland?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Got it in one!
Excellent sleuthing there my friend
(Turn that bloody gramaphone down has incorrect spelling in her username *WINS*, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Ha!
Used to live in Bern for a few years. Only a Swiss supermarket would have a dedicated fondue section and it looked dingy enough to be Migros rather than Co-op.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:11, archived)
# It's only because he's stalking you.
Have you noticed any of you pants missing?

lol
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Switzerland is a rather long way from here.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:16, archived)
# ENGAGE THE PANDATRON
*whirring noises*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 24 Mar 2011, 13:52, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 13:56, archived)
# I respect the boards' hate of non-shopped pictures
but this was too beautiful to not share.
(Turn that bloody gramaphone down has incorrect spelling in her username *WINS*, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 13:52, archived)
# that's right
so... are you revising hard for your exams? Degree course? A-levels??? GCSEs???!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 13:54, archived)
# 11+
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 13:57, archived)
# I'm a 23 year old teacher
just look like a child with bunches in.
(Turn that bloody gramaphone down has incorrect spelling in her username *WINS*, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:11, archived)
# you're legal but you look underage?
*zing*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:18, archived)
# *grooms*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Why is that person behind you bending down?
Is it something to do with the cheese?

"I'm gonna babybel you soooooo much they'll be able to stand you on your head and call you a fondue set...."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 13:50, archived)
# ha ha ha @ at the last line there!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Oh... silly person
cheeses is not a pet! It is for eating!

You must look AWFULLY silly 'walking' your edam in the park.
(Turn that bloody gramaphone down has incorrect spelling in her username *WINS*, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Jebus!
That's big enough to make an entire set of tyres for a Land Rover!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 13:51, archived)
# right in yer mouth then up yer bum
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 13:51, archived)
# arse, gob, arse
if I had any left, arse again
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 13:52, archived)
# best viz letter ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Oh yes
still makes me smile
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:01, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:11, archived)
# that's not how you eat cheese... oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 13:52, archived)
# That job in the Diplomatic Service didn't really work out for you, did it?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 13:53, archived)
# hey let's just all cut to the fucking chase..


erm I meant no, no it didn't :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 13:58, archived)
# *at home LOL*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:01, archived)
# So if mini Babybel are small
And regular Babybell are big, how freaking big would Granddaddybel be?


*expects pic of babybel destroying Alderaan*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 24 Mar 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Is your name Minnie?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Commence grooming in 5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 13:51, archived)
# I never brush my hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 24 Mar 2011, 13:52, archived)
# yeh - I might too.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 13:52, archived)
# How do we know it's not a normal one
and you have a Jeremy Beadle hand that's just close to the camera? Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 13:53, archived)
# ^ ha ha ha this x 1000
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:21, archived)
# The one on the left....
I've had her!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 13:53, archived)
# and she's still waiting for more
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 13:55, archived)
# It's female!
That changes everything I knew that.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:00, archived)
# not before micto
i would expect.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Over the cheese counter, ironically
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:09, archived)
# "in a shop" doesn't really count as shopped
not that I really care
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:03, archived)
# not shopped but shopping!
all you have to do is change the adjective suffix to one of a continuous verb... surely you can forgive me this one time?

(Turn that bloody gramaphone down has incorrect spelling in her username *WINS*, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:10, archived)
# I'm not complaining, I've got feta things to do

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:16, archived)
# a/s/l?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Fuck it, we're gonna cyber anyway. I'm currently sitting in a sexy chair typing with my non-dominant hand.
What are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:14, archived)
# pretty much the same
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Do you realize there is an arse in your photo?
Would all anyway.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:11, archived)
# are you in Canada?
It's bloody roasting out there*


*well in Leeds it's about 18 degrees, which is positively tropical
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:14, archived)
# For those who say it isn't shopped
Surely nobody is that shade of yellow.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Not after dialysis, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:18, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Funny thing is
I am a bit racial. I'm sure my skin isn't quite so blindingly yellow in real life though otherwise I need to see a doctor *worried mirror-checking*
(Turn that bloody gramaphone down has incorrect spelling in her username *WINS*, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:28, archived)
# You're probably half-Simpson or something
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Your like well pretty n shit...
wanna hold hands?
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:04, archived)
# if you wasn't cute you would be getting a new arse ripped by now
as it stands there are more people wanting just to rip your arse
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:06, archived)
# summation of this thread so far...
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 20:30, archived)