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[challenge entry] This is my sad face :(

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(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:14, archived)
# The best TOAP Paint can buy!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:15, archived)
# this was worth a thread of its own
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:16, archived)
# you got a pretty mouth ...
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:18, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Yes, wasn't it just

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:20, archived)
# it was both Just, and Righteous
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Habadashers to the Stars!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:27, archived)
# yup :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:17, archived)
[challenge entry] TOAP and pearoasts.
Like this.


Mornin', all! And since I'm not sticking around much today: bye, all!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:18, archived)
# sums it up
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:18, archived)
# They should do a film posters compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Film posters with food
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:20, archived)
# you may have already seen this
but Stewart Lee has used one of your b3ta comments on his site.
www.stewartlee.co.uk/
You have to wait about a minute before it pops up.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Mr Coffee Meet Mr Keyboard
He's a self-impressed, patronising, up-his-own arse, condescending twat.

Vagabond, b3ta.com

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:26, archived)
# \o/
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:28, archived)
# That has got to be one of the worst bits of HTML lash-up
I've ever built seen.

That site needs an enema!

Edit: But props to you for following Joe Paggs fine example.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:29, archived)
# so does Lee
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:32, archived)
# ^ trudat
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:36, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
I like Stewart Lee
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:52, archived)
# That's frickin' awesome
:)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:32, archived)
# Stewart Lee's great :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:40, archived)
# A great big prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:46, archived)
# yea yea you're gay for him ;D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:52, archived)
# In a Austrian way, yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Haha, good choice
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:45, archived)
# What a prick - he's even recycling ideas now, and badly, and can't even get my name right.
Monty Python did that with Life Of Brian, creating an original, amusing take on promotion.

He's just a derivative, unimaginative tool.

Maybe he should read some more books for grown-ups. God knows he's got enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:46, archived)
# I saw him live at Harrow Arts Centre.
He was the "main event" before a bunch of amateurs. I've never been more embarrassed to be sitting in a front row. I've never pity laughed so much before or since.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:48, archived)
# You're blatantly just trying to get him to quote you again
Incidentally, if Russell Howard's reading I'm sure I've said some nasty things about him on here too
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:49, archived)
# No no - Stewart Lee's far too clever for that.
He tells us so. Repeatedly. He's very clever, you know - he reads books with long words and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Where as I would be impressed if Russell Howard gets past the Sun newspaper in the morning
But in a strange hetro way I love him for it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:55, archived)
# I think he's bloody great
I've seen him do the same set about 20 times now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:56, archived)
# ^this
his live act is head and shoulders above anyone else working today
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:01, archived)
# He's no "Will Self"
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Life of Brian was far from the first movie to use it's own negative reviews
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Yeah the one featuring YOUR MUM got quite a lot of flak.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:58, archived)
# * Disciplinary Level Office LOL *
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:06, archived)
# old time adverts?
I can repost my entire back catalogue

hello b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:19, archived)
# TED BOVIS!!!
Ning Fred
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:21, archived)
# hello meester
I am having traumatic flashbacks from the overnight "air-conditioned"* train from Delhi to Pathankot


* a fan
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Quite.
I'm just glad I'm not here much this week.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:36, archived)