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[challenge entry] No Birth Certificate either?

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(Dagnamski The New Loud, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:34, archived)
#
*votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:45, archived)
# i like how they let obama be a president
despite him not being qualified to be a president,
you'd think that if he was definitely not qualified to be president,
someone up there would have realised by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:56, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:59, archived)
# i thought we were going along with that no birth certificate thing
for the purposes of this thread
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:01, archived)
# Oh.
But only tin-foil hat-wearing cranks and genuine idiots ever believed in that bollocks, surely.

I was just voting for a 19th-century native American dude to be President of the USA.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:10, archived)
# WAKE UP SHEEPLE
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:13, archived)
# Sitting Bull is looking good to show up for the primaries on an independent ticket...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:20, archived)
# And Running Bare?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:22, archived)
# An obvious VP.
Although the clothing thing may be an issue in the Mid-West.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:25, archived)
# You have
Reservations?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:29, archived)
# oh, arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:37, archived)
# Sorry
Well, only a little. (My body of work here would tend to indicate that I am a serial offender)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:41, archived)
# Is the chap who's talking to himself slightly down the board a friend of yours?
Could you talk to him? *EDIT* Ah, you already have. With bizarre effects. Not your fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:45, archived)
# stop bullying me,
i can't believe how much the internet gangs up on the innocent victims
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:55, archived)
# THE POWER OF/BOARD COMPELS YOU!
*vomits*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:57, archived)
# how long does pcp usually take to kick in?
this is taking fucking forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:58, archived)
# You didn't eat a PCB by mistake?
Not vomited up any resistors or anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:00, archived)
# php is faster.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:01, archived)
# Depends on whther you've set up your server
to process pcp as php.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:02, archived)
# Jeeves
always knows what to do.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:04, archived)
# Oh, we're such vile bullies, with our silly words and our silly pictures and our silly words.
Forgive us. How about a nice silly picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:00, archived)
# Poor chap wouldn't last a few minutes on QOTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:01, archived)
# i heard that they bullied a girl so bad that she killed herself
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:02, archived)
# Most likely.
Then they all had a circle jerk at the funeral.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:03, archived)
# oh god i think it is the only way i will get over this
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:02, archived)
# A conspiracy?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:02, archived)
# bullied as usual
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:06, archived)
# Yes!
Bully theories... hmm... You need to get on to the Media, Bully Theories sounds so much better than Conspiracy Theories!

Your career is made.

Unfortunately the copyright is mine.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:23, archived)
# YOU WILL EARN MUCH DIVIDEND
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:26, archived)
# Yes!
Government officials are truly efficient: I've never known them to overlook something; or to make a mistake; or to be too busy to make the proper checks, and I work with them on a day to day basis.

No tinfoil hat but that is a very weak argument.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:29, archived)
# If there was anything to substantiate the 'no birth certificate' theory,
then the rabid right wing in America would surely have found out by now?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:33, archived)
# maybe, THEY ARE IN ON IT!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:34, archived)
# yeh, i mean, when it comes to deciding who is the president, of the united states of america,
i am sure that is a part of their job that they might falter at.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:34, archived)
# unless you are suggesting that they are in on it.
oh shit holy shit, AMERICA ITSELF could be in on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:34, archived)
# then again, it is only america, they are not important or anything,
i guess the people in control might accidentally miss something like the validity of the person who's job is basically the most important on the planet, maybe you're right, my argument is pretty weak.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:36, archived)
# because councils and stuff are a bit shit.
obviously there is correlation there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:36, archived)
# the more i think about it,
the more i realise that a councillor making mistakes on his tax form, or a waiting list stat being fudged by an mp, is exactly as overlookable as noticing whether someone is legally allowed to have the most powerful job on the planet, after over two years.
i don't know what the fuck i was thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:39, archived)
# unless america is actually in on it,
in which case fair enough you can't prove anything at that point, i need some tin foil though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:41, archived)
# Ooh!
Did I touch a raw nerve?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:43, archived)
# is this your usual reaction to being proved wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:44, archived)
# with facts
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:44, archived)
# and vast intelligence
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:44, archived)
# i imagine someone will get upset with me now
for merely stating that i'm more clever than them. sigh.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:46, archived)
# I stated that government officials were highly efficient
Did you prove this wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:48, archived)
# here, as a treat, tomorrow
i'll upload a picture i took in spar of a sign that said "thanks mum" in relation to mothers day advertising, but it was on a shelf full of carlsberg, it was hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:49, archived)
# B&


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(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:07, archived)
# Crikey.
You've got me worried now.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:41, archived)
# i feel like such the fool
i might cut myself
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:43, archived)
# Are you alright? Would you like a glass of water?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:42, archived)
# i've got a lot of beer.
i had a lot of beer i mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:47, archived)
# Perhaps a light Diazepam chaser'd go down well.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:50, archived)
# i just took some pcp
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:52, archived)
# Party!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:56, archived)