b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Mythical Creatures » Message 10385215

[challenge entry] This ugly bitch looks like a mystical creature.

From the Mythical Creatures challenge. See all 166 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Brown Will uncover your Illuminati plot on b3ta, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:19, archived)
# YakDonald's?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:23, archived)
# 2 Big Macs and a Filet o' Myth please.
Do they still do Filet o' fish? Haven't set foot in a McDonalds in donkeys years.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:29, archived)
# I'm not sure...
They still do Kraken McNuggets, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:33, archived)
# yeah
I had 0 puns. The McDonald's/Minotaur play on words is a dead end.
(I helped save b3ta! Brown Will uncover your Illuminati plot on b3ta, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:31, archived)
# Yet you bull-headedly persisted...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:34, archived)
# Wow
I'm amazed at how you string the puns out.
(I helped save b3ta! Brown Will uncover your Illuminati plot on b3ta, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:46, archived)
# you think those were bad, wait till you see these-us
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:50, archived)
# when they opened a new mcdonald's close to where i live
my ex worked there and offered to show me around. it was a small place, so i only got the minor tour
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:35, archived)
# Did you feel horny?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:46, archived)
# always
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:55, archived)
# thats interesting
I used to frequent a prostitute near the McDonald's there who serviced all the men from the coal pit in exchange for nothing more than a bowl of porridge. She was a lovely woman the Mine Oat Whore... Happy Days.
(I helped save b3ta! Brown Will uncover your Illuminati plot on b3ta, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:50, archived)
# GET OUT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:50, archived)
# buckwheat bertha?
bitch stole my fries
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:55, archived)
# Haha! Contrived pun of the day!
where's mushroom with his badge?

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:56, archived)
# the quality of a pun is directly proportional to its contrivedness
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 19:25, archived)
# Minodo..Macot...Chicken McLabyrinth!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:47, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:57, archived)