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[challenge entry] I might stay asleep all day on Friday.

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(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:49, archived)
# horny acrobats?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:50, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:51, archived)
# me too
but i never get any acrobat sex :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:59, archived)
# One way to boost circus attendance numbers.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Yes please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:51, archived)
# bugger off, they're mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Mile-high clubbers?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Bald eagles?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:51, archived)
# If the weather's nice
I'm going to find a big tree to sit under and read a book.Of course, I'll be having a picnic.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Poncy git
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:53, archived)
# The book may or may not be a copy of Nuts...
the picnic will be a deep fried black pudding and a six pack of Heineken.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:55, archived)
# OoooOOOOOooooOOOOOOOooooooh 'Heineken'
Lidl Lager not good enough for ya, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Man, I gotta have some luxuries.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:57, archived)
# wipe your arse on a swan
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:00, archived)
# throw in a couple of cans of strongbow
and a sushi snack pack and i'll join you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Sushi is the bokeage.
That reminds me, how is your parasitic infested lower colon nowadays?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:01, archived)
# behaving itself a bit more
but it'll be fucked on sunday, saturday night is major party time :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:04, archived)
# I've got a christening in London on Sunday.
I'm not looking forward to Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:08, archived)
# going for a meal at 8
for dad's 65th, then on to my mate's house for his birthday party. i'll probably still be drinking on sunday morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry] take the newsletters advice
read some chomsky
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Seconded.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:33, archived)
# A flying fuck in his natural habitat.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:05, archived)
[challenge entry] And now the mating call of the adult male flying fuck
"FUUUUUUCK"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:09, archived)
# I'v clicked this in the hope you compo it....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:12, archived)
[challenge entry] ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry Rob...they twisted my arm.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:22, archived)
# FUCK, FUCK AND AWAAAY!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:49, archived)
# haha..... what a show off....!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:58, archived)
# *chases*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 23:43, archived)
[challenge entry] FUUUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:05, archived)
# yay......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:13, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:34, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:08, archived)
# This
needs a question mark, sir; it is an interrogative. Have you no respect for the Queen's English? You receive a click for impudence, but don't get above your station, peasant.
(wormburn, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 22:46, archived)
# I think in terms of design, the question mark should be kept out...
even if it is such blasphemy against our language.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:37, archived)