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# Oh you!
Most men would benifit hugely by being Glittered.

And besides, it fell off due to damp laboratory conditions.
(, Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:15, archived)
# medically speaking
Ive already been glittered by a doctor, and have since learnt 3 things.

1 Pushing a 250 kg weight 100 metres up a hill is a good way to make your insides come out.

2 When the doctors say "this may cause some discomfort" they are being understatedly ironic.

3 Doctors see some pretty mad stuff.
(, Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Did you prolapse?
You can have a sedative, you big girl!
(, Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:23, archived)
# sure did.
Only a minor one, but enough to teach me the value of weetabix.
(, Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:25, archived)
# i am so fucking glad
that has never happened to me
(, Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Yoda says:
"You will be, you will be!"
(, Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:32, archived)
# I'm so fucking glad that
I don't even know what they're talking about. And no, I don't want some one to explain it to me!
(, Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:33, archived)
# there is plenty of time, if you ignore the following...
man cannot survive off macdonalds alone.
try and supplement your vodka intake with water occasionally.

And finally, dont cycle down to the doctors if you do find yourself in trouble.

(, Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:34, archived)
# being
married to a doctor, I can vouch for the mad stuff bit. And I always have to shut the dermatology book on the table before I have my breakfast.
(, Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:25, archived)
# Doctors are great at understatement...
I was having a brace fitted years ago and the orthodontist (why do they have flash names!) said this might hurt. I said move your finger then as i bite when i hurt. She didn't and bled and nearly cried, sweet revenge!
(, Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:35, archived)