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# I beat my wife just for the fun of it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:01, archived)
# I derive no pleasure from beating my wife
But she must learn not to answer back.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:05, archived)
# exactly....must get mine a soundproof burqa
at least she'll be able to read my lips when I point to the kitchen or bedroom
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:09, archived)
# What!
I make sure she's always skipping around in a silky number.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Newlyweds and burqa reminded me..
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Well if we're royals watching...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 22:20, archived)
# I sometimes hope she will be a bit tardy or something.
Any excuse will do nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:09, archived)
# imagine these Mormons with twelve wives
must take all night to give 'em all a good thrashing
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:12, archived)
# RSI could be an issue there.
Only the other day my wife was being rather cantakerous but a severe thrashing soon cheered her up. They respect you for it and rather enjoy it if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:15, archived)
# I have something amusing to add here.
I'll run it by the wife later and see if I'm allowed to post it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:32, archived)
# Yer not one of those poofsters are ya?
Else we'll all have to come by and give you and your 'wife' a good, friendly trashing to sort you out.
(Roxon, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:33, archived)
# ha ha !
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:40, archived)