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# I for one am happy to chip in towards the
£190 million pounds p.a. cost of what is in many cases a lazy form of contraception.
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Lazy form of contraception alright
It's just not worth the hassle of getting a condom out the drawer when if the worst happens I know the wife can just pop down the abortion clinic (they have them in Tesco now, next to the fag counter) and get herself sorted. Bonus if she's had her jobseeker's allowance she can buy a box of donuts on the way out to watch with Jeremy Kyle.

Fuck knows what she'd do if abortion was illegal. We'd have had about eleven sprogs by now...think of the benefits we'd get! Woohooo!

*takes pin to box condoms*
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:26, archived)