Should be standard b3tan issue, surely?
From the Fluffy The Penguin challenge. See all 248 entries (closed)
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From the Fluffy The Penguin challenge. See all 248 entries (closed)
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Yes, even the Fluffster has a cloaca.
It's that kind of attention to technical detail that one expects from Hayes. (sp. see me - write out correctly ten times)
Haynes, Haynes, Haynes, Haynes, Haynes, Hatnes, Haunes, Haynea, Hanes, Harness
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Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:13,
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Haynes, Haynes, Haynes, Haynes, Haynes, Hatnes, Haunes, Haynea, Hanes, Harness
Oops. It's that kind of attention to technical detail that one expects from
Comrade Quixote de la Puerta Nueva de la Cruz.
I've used my Haynes "How to Correct Typos" manual and tried to edit the above, but may have had too much wine.
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Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:13,
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I've used my Haynes "How to Correct Typos" manual and tried to edit the above, but may have had too much wine.
It's surprisingly easy to strip out and fit a new cloaca
It only took me a couple of hours to change my fluffy's rusty sherriff's badge for a shiny new starfish.
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Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:15,
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Fish engine would be a great image challenge
in my humble opinion.
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Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:21,
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grand
I'm struggling with an in idea of something about there being fluffers in the pron industry
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Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:25,
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well we discovered earlier
20,000 is probably the limit.and barryheadwound nearly broke the internet pushing past it. But we spit at the rules, man. we reackon after that there's some kind of smooth slipsteam like breaking the sound barrier
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Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:30,
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each week build your
own cuntshed piece by piece. mons pubis and hinges free with first issue
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Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:06,
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who knew!
bugger I knew I was doing something wrong all these years
*note to self for future reference: locate the brass knob thing before intiating foreplay
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Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:13,
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*note to self for future reference: locate the brass knob thing before intiating foreplay
you know what they say
practise makes you very tired and a bit sticky
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Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:15,
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hey we always do foreplay
we're just not necessarily in the same room as each other when we're doing it
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Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:24,
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what about that thing with the jelly, the funnel and the crayons?
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Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:28,
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Thank you..
I have had a shit day, have gone to the pub and I have been reading through today posts on my phone.
I have just got back to this thread and I have just pissed myself, loling as loud as you can in the middle of the pub. You two have just made my day. Thank you.
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Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:34,
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I have just got back to this thread and I have just pissed myself, loling as loud as you can in the middle of the pub. You two have just made my day. Thank you.
Why do people have to look at you when you are sitting quietly having a pint and still giggling like a girl?
EDIT: "Build your own cuntshed, hinges free with issue one" - What an image....
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Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:36,
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EDIT: "Build your own cuntshed, hinges free with issue one" - What an image....
maybe they're giving you the eye?
get in there fella. try some foreplay. locate the brass knob thing at the earliest opportunity. that's my tactic from now on
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Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:38,
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HA HA HA
* I am going to have to leave soon... this is getting imbarising!
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Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:40,
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the brass knob is often hidden
and asking where it is shows a lack of sensitivity that may well see you expelled from the fumble zone immediately
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Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:57,
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