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# I'll have a word with the landlord next time I see him.
Say it's 'new government regulations'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# just say youre a disablist
and that you also want one of those fancy walk-in baths or a wet room advertised by famous old people on TV.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:56, archived)
# I could have the downstairs shower seen to as well, get it converted to a jacuzzi.
"Yeah uhh... I've got... eczema... a really bad kind. That can only be treated with a jacuzzi and vodka."
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)
# and bikini clad asian babes
(but not if your name is michael ellis - he's not covered by the insurance policy)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Oh, of course :)
And I think the entirety of Japan want his blood now. He is the unforgiven one! *points finger*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)
# sod that
all i got was a shower and a bed bar
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)