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# : D, Nings
My mate's mum is called Theresa Green.
A classic..
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# British show-jumper Carl Hester
has a sister caller Polly
(I helped save b3ta! satan_kidney_pie floats like a butterfly, sings like a trout, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:00, archived)
# I once met a girl called Fucking Shit Fucky Wanksock Deadbrain
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# Phwoar!
Did you "do it"..?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Do what?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:10, archived)
# You know....
It

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Oh!
No. We didn't have enough TCP, and besides, it was 11am in Minnesota.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Damnit! Can't you make something up....?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Oh!
Sure. Yes, we did it, and managed to survey, complete and sign contracts all within the "expected" six weeks!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:25, archived)
# That's so damned sexy.
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:46, archived)
# You're welcome.
That's £10, love.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Overdrawn at the wankbank?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Not now.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Is she a goer...
Know what I mean, nudge nudge, wink wink...

Why am I reading text about my mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Best friends with Amanda Lynn
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:03, archived)
# there used to be an ITV reporter called Chris Peacock
is think he prefers 'Christopher Peacock' nowdays.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha
crispy cock!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:20, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
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# Richard Pulling... he doesn't like to be called "Dick"
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:12, archived)
# I know a vicar called Anne Glickenchurch
True story


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# Cathy Lickpriest.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Does she?
*googles*

Kwoooooar!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:22, archived)
#
Best name ever
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Hahhaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Ha ha - This!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Always a favourite at the BBC that one.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:54, archived)