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(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:35, archived)
# YES!!!
*clicks* one of my fave childhood films that too!!!
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)
#
psst - what film is it?
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:57, archived)
# LIONEL RICHIE BUM RAILWAY
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:59, archived)
# Gold medal.
First post to make me laugh audibly this evening.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:03, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)
#
batteries not included! star wars
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:59, archived)
# LIES!
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:01, archived)
#
watership down?
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:03, archived)
# 4 batteries and a magnet
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:13, archived)
# How would that work?
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:14, archived)
# i just had to try and explain what a magnet was to my 3 year old boy
we were both left feeling a bit confused
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:41, archived)
# My daughter's 2. I better start revising.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:48, archived)
# there's no revising for the questions kids ask
for instance, why do we have feet?
errrmm....
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:56, archived)
# Because if we didn't, our shoes would fall off.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:58, archived)
# yeah, you'll be fine
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 1:08, archived)
# FUCKIN MAGNETS
how do they work?
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:26, archived)
# night all
I go sleeping time now it is sleep time
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:04, archived)
# i concur with that theory
and im going to bed/for a wank also... night!
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:06, archived)
# IT'S
GAYSHIFT!
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(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:11, archived)
# grab your woman and get busy!
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:13, archived)
# Love the
broccoli tits
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 3:44, archived)
# er, yeah - what a great drum break
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:14, archived)
# I hadn't heard it in 30 years. So I thought I'd inflict you all with it.
Funk!
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:18, archived)
# YAY!
*pulls up a hot tub*
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:19, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:20, archived)
# ha ha, oh good god!
...still would tho
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:21, archived)
# !
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:32, archived)
# Well there's tonight's nightmare sorted.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:27, archived)
# Birds and the base

Night all!
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:29, archived)
# Haha! This would have been as much as a mindfuck without the 'Base.
Goodnight!
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:33, archived)
# aww c'mon!
you can't just leave Li'l Pedro all dressed up and no place to go
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:34, archived)
# Ok, one for the road then...
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:41, archived)
# brb, lol
c ya
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:47, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:54, archived)
# sexy time!
that's quite a package she's got
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:56, archived)
# techno fuck
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 1:07, archived)
# No!
flashbacks.

If only I could photoshop what I'm thinking. The hot tub party we crashed, and immediately fled. HELP! 40 people in a tub.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:22, archived)
# I think I'm glad you can't 'shop that.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:38, archived)
# YEAH!
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 1:21, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 3:46, archived)
# quite frankly I think
that movie has been over hyped by the nostalgia crew!
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:24, archived)
# that's the thing with nostalgia though
it's loaded with sentiment, so it'll be something you'll always enjoy.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:37, archived)
# I like this
and the film too...
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 1:13, archived)
# Ha ha
.

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(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 1:35, archived)
# duracell minus?
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 1:41, archived)
# Got your message
and I have you confused. not my intention. I'm not on the bike, I'm the photographer. That's Adam 'Chad' Child of MCN on the ride last weekend.
I'm a bit too fat and old for all that lark although if you really want to see me on the championship bike of this year I have this handy ;)


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And for the late night pricks who will have fun putting cocks and crap on this? I'm 46 years old. It won't bother me until you bring your bitterness to my garden. Then it's funtime :)


(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:01, archived)
# nice!
btw, i'm a late night prick now too, but we prefer to be known as the gayshift ;)
adam child as in the wild child, ex "bike" mag? it's been a while since i've heard anything of him, but then i'm not in blighty anymore.
tell him his leathers are vile ;)

are you a freelance photographer?
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:12, archived)
# His leathers are fucking atrocious.
but he was a guest on the bike. I could not possibly tell him ;) But I will soon ;)



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Do not misunderstand!. I can still rip up the tarmac. I just ''shift'' differently.

edit:// yes, I'm freelance or Ducati. Whichever comes first ;)
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:20, archived)
# ah, i just realised i'd confused him with martin child
please don't let it be jhp ducati.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:31, archived)
# jhp Ducati
sponsored my mate Leon, who won the 848 challenge.

When I say Ducati I mean 'Ducati UK or Global' rather than dealers. Met mr Del Torchio last Monday night. it's not Beyonce. It's more important than that ;)
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:34, archived)
# i fell out with jhp big time
it a long a painful story, so i won't go into it now
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 3:09, archived)
# good.
i was drunk with them all last weekend ;)
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 3:12, archived)
# I used to think my Norton Commando 850 was fast.
Let me guess. 200 horsepower.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:36, archived)
# No, it's only around
(depending on settings) 140HP but it's an 848 evo race bike and weighs over 60kg less than a supersport 600RR racer.
It's the most powerful bike in its class. At the dealer, that's before you fit it with race trim.
lovely bike. Too small for me. Track wise i'm waiting on the new 1199 Panigale after last having a 999RR sport bike.

(I'm on a 1100S Hypermotard right now. With an old 2004 Suzuki GSXR1300 Hayabusa for sale )
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:45, archived)
# errrmm....
it's the ONLY bike in its class ;)
i'm tempted to buy one.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 3:10, archived)
# it sits between the
sport bikes and the litres. So that class. ( like the 750 etc.)

It's great. I can get a discount. ( seriously )
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 3:12, archived)
# and I'm off to bed. here's the bike straight out of the box
and ready for the road.


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goodnight.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 3:22, archived)
# I've always loved Ducatis
The desmos were cool.

I'd be terrified to ride one now. Pedal power is my thing. I'm on an Ibis Mojo. It's kind of the Ducati of mountain bikes, maybe.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 3:20, archived)
# Ducati make mountain bikes too :)
I was darting around Silverstone paddock on one all weekend ( It's less embarrassing than using a honda or yamaha scooter)
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 3:23, archived)
# What - like this?

I'm 44 and I'm really not bothered about your garden. But if it's open to the public, my mum might be interested.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:22, archived)
# Does she make cake
and do you take it in the rear?
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:25, archived)
# Why, do you like to eat cake while you indulge in sodomy?
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:30, archived)
# have you been fucked in the ass
whilst your mom watches with tasty bakes?

No, I thought not. Don't fucking talk about stuff you don't know about. Whilst I'm wanking.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:32, archived)
# Ok, sorry, I'll leave it to the experts.
It was a bit of a red rag, though, wasn't it?
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:39, archived)
# ya think?
come sit on my lap and feel my smile :)
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:46, archived)
# ew
This is getting a bit creepy. I'm flattered, of course, but no thanks.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:48, archived)
# You might not be in the garden
yet but be fair, you did poke your head around the fence.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:49, archived)
# I'm not entirely sure I'm following this metaphor,
so I shan't disagree. And I'll try to avoid your herbaceous borders.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:54, archived)
# Long story.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:59, archived)
# Go on, post your ignore list on /board again.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 4:55, archived)
# Shhhh!!!
I'm trying to sleep
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 5:09, archived)
# WAKE UP!
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 8:51, archived)
# yeah, i saw that.
makes you wonder why you'd bother coming here
edit - not you mofaha
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 7:34, archived)
# doesn't everybody?
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:32, archived)
# I experimented with cake when I was younger. Didn't really do it for me.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:43, archived)
# maybe it was the wrong cake for the occasion
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 3:11, archived)
[challenge entry] have not fucked with your image
have this instead. it fits the briefs

(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 3:10, archived)
# Oooof!
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:49, archived)