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(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:06, archived)
# she needs it too
she has hard skin all round the edge of her body!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:07, archived)
# so it seams, bub... so it seams
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:09, archived)
# I just heard about the fish pedicure last week. It sounds really nasty putting your feet in with other peoples dead skin and fish poop
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:08, archived)
# a local fish pedicure place has been in the paper
due to customers picking up a very nasty skin disease
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:11, archived)
# It's alll been bad news about those
Apparently it's pretty rubbish anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:14, archived)
# i wouldn't have one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:16, archived)
# probably get the same affect rubbing your heel with a trout
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:18, archived)
# i'd imagine so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:20, archived)
# You need a rougher fish than a trout
a dogfish would do it
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:22, archived)
# maybe there's a chart of fish roughness
that could be relied upon for fish selection for the specific skin type/condition of concern

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Like different grades of sandpaper?
Damn well should be
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:26, archived)
# yes, exactly like that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:29, archived)
# goldfish are very smooth
pike and zander have tough skins, but could bite your toes off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Maybe use goldfish for the final buff
Pike for the hard to reach areas
(Lurchio, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:33, archived)
# sticklebacks for cleaning under the nails
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:36, archived)
# *sends message to Wildyles*
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:34, archived)
# How about a pair of skates?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:30, archived)
# haha, then you could show us a clean pair of 'eels
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:32, archived)
# You have just offered a ray of hope
for the future of these treatments
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:33, archived)
# This isn't the time or plaice
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:33, archived)
# These threads are the sole reason I come to b3ta...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:53, archived)
# People here do have a halibut of making terrible puns
but eventually they flounder
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:09, archived)
# for a tenner, maybe
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:20, archived)
# I did it in Thailand
it's really good! They make you wash your feet beforehand so it's pretty hygenic.

I had hundreds of fish nibbling my feet for half an hour while they served me tea, good times :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:14, archived)
# the fish served you tea?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:17, archived)
# yes
it was a bit dilluted :(
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:19, archived)
# well, they can't hold the teabags very well with their little fins
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Dead skin & fish poop
The main ingredients at the fish fingers factory.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:23, archived)
# aka: the famous Ground Whitefish
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:25, archived)
#
and the Captain's special white sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Come to the captains table!
it's covered in fish in his own sauce!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Covered in seamen!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA8WgEN589g
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:10, archived)
# I use one of these bad boys
www.pearlescapes.co.uk/Escape_Products/Scholl_Instant_Hard_Skin_Remover.html

it looks like a lamprey and works really well!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:07, archived)
# strangest Fleshlight I've ever seen...
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:25, archived)
# *considers*
hmmm. It was ouchy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:42, archived)
# That's the biggest helicopter I've ever seen!
(also nice sig)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:14, archived)
# And still it is not really big enough for that giant woman!
Look at her compared to the pilot
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Why not a pig pedicure?
*nom nom*
*grunt*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:01, archived)