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# i'm bored, i'm alone, i'm skint and i can't drink. what should i do?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:18, archived)
# turn off your tv set and go do something less boring instead
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:20, archived)
# like what?
i'm in the wilds of sefton here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:21, archived)
# hummm, ermmm, how about starting a collection?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:23, archived)
# i've got a collection
of dvds. i've seen them all at least 3 times.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:24, archived)
# maybe human teeth then, could be worth a bob or two in the future
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:27, archived)
# i like my teeth
2 of them are gold
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:28, archived)
# what about starting a leaf collection? they never bio-degrade interestingly so it's a collection for life, they are nature's carrier bags
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:31, archived)
# leaves are shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:32, archived)
# so teeth and leaves are off the menu? never thought i'd type that on a thursday night!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:36, archived)
# you'd be amazed what i've typed that i never thought i would
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:41, archived)
# :)))
*gets*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:31, archived)
# why don't you....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:42, archived)
# rob the offo then break into an old folks home and drink with them
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:30, archived)
# i can't drink at all
damn stupid antibiotics! they're making me feel tired and queasy as it is :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:32, archived)
# go out streetwalking
1)bit of fresh air
2)meet loads of "Johns"
3)£50 for each 1/2 hour
4)get drugs and you'll have forgotten it all by tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:31, archived)
# oh, if only
i wouldn't touch the blokes around here with someone else's shitty stick
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:33, archived)
# We need more information.
I was going to say outside also. But sometimes outside is worse than inside.

Are there frogs? If so, outside.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:33, archived)
# outside is pretty cold right now
also, i'm in my pyjamas and i refuse to step foot outside in pyjasmas as a matter of principle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Colour in the lizard.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:34, archived)
# not a fucking chance
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:36, archived)
# ^ This!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:39, archived)
# masturbate, have a cuppa, masturbate again
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:43, archived)
# that's a good plan
fuck it, i'm outta here.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:44, archived)
# night!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:45, archived)
# I can't believe she went...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:47, archived)
# night night
dont wear your finger out ;)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Drink.
The whole 'antibiotics and alcohol' thing is bollocks. About 1 in 3 people have an Antabuse-like reaction with Metronidazole (flagyl) but you can drink with pretty much all other antibiotics.
What can happen though is that alcohol increases the breakdown and excretion of some other antibiotics and so makes them less effective, but a moderate night on the piss won't kill you!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:43, archived)
# i'm already suffering side-effect
such as tiredness, nausea and stomach cramps.
metronidazole makes me sick as a dog if i drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Ah, I'm afraid you're shit out of luck then!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:44, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:12, archived)
# :D)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:14, archived)