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# I am a fucking Scot and a bloody Irish If my uncle is to be trusted.
Brit isn't really a race any more than Californian, is it ;p

Where's my gawdamn bagpipe, that's what i want to know.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Bagpipes have been outlawed in Scotland
because some meddling academia revealed that actually they're an English import. Or maybe it was French.

Next up: tartan (French), haggis (French), Robert the Bruce (French), and about half the Scotland football team (English).
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:41, archived)
# Dude
I used to think that everything was Chinese first.
Bonsai trees chess and "Go" at least.

The English just didn't want to claim bagpipes? How could you not love an acoustic instrument that's that LOUD?
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:51, archived)
# If you live for any length of time in a Scottish tourist town
you learn to loathe bagpipes from the very depths of your soul. And I think the English even try and disown the Northumbrian pipes, which sound like bagpipes that are being strangled (and are most likely French).

I think everything I don't like is French, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:00, archived)
# bagpipes are bloody great
..and i lived in edinburgh :D

men in skirts are bloody great too, lots of scope for revenge fondling
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Pah
Edinburgh is an English tourist town

:p
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:21, archived)