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# Got bored at work so decided to improve on rachel weisz with an artzfarty shop
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 5:31, archived)
# Is today her birthday?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 5:40, archived)
# I can give her a sausage as a present
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 5:41, archived)
# I'd like to put my sex cock up her as a present
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 5:44, archived)
# I don't think so
And I also mangafied her massive face before smoothing started
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 5:41, archived)
# hang on a sec
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 5:43, archived)
# just in case it is

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 5:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
Lightning speed vectorage
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 5:47, archived)
# Well since WB isn't going to do it anymore
might as well
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 5:48, archived)
# :-(
Bring back the birthday vags!
WB hid this for me a few days back

prime fwap material.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 7:19, archived)
# ^^ this
Bring back the daily VAG

here's one he did at my request a few days ago. It was passed to me by a man in a raincoat and trilby as i sat on a park bench

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 7:35, archived)
# NING B3TA!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 7:40, archived)
# WHERE'S THE VAG!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ning wb ;)


ooh silly me...i found them.....love the totally naked jane fonda one ;D

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 7:44, archived)
#
* Click the fez, but please don't tell everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 7:45, archived)
# no i won't
there might be an epidemic of swooning from some of the sensitive souls here
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 7:47, archived)
# start posting them again
if someone moans about them, call them a cunt and ignore them if they persist, the vag's have as much right to be on the board as anything else.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:09, archived)
# Thanks, but it is not worth the abuse...
I may continue to post these each day, with a link from the VAGFEZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:06, archived)
# Just post them!
Fuck the "hater!" and it is only one who "hated" I use your vags as an end to the gay shift! without you... I'm lost *sob*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:16, archived)
# :|
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Seriously...
Fuck them!
Just do what you do! it's not like your a spam bot or a cunt! they are just sick because they couldn't do what you do if they tried!

It was all /talk arse holes anywho from what I can gain... and ONE sick puppy from here who just posts shite and belittles everything else he sees!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:28, archived)
#
or a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:47, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:11, archived)
# I like this!
Keep them under your hat, and those who want to will know where to look for them. It's like having your own little Facebook clique...
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:02, archived)
# hahahaha
tempting to be part of an evil clique, but i'd rather wobbly feel at ease to post anything he wants here .

it makes my daleks sad not to see him post openly in the morning :(

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:34, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Thursday 22nd Dec - May contain flashing images
Happy Birthday Maurice (and) Robin Gibb, Dina (Cat Woman) Meyer and Noel (the twunt) Edmonds



So how many of you remember 'Posh Paws' also this still makes me laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 7:17, archived)
# Ooh, I lost my heart to a Starship Trooper
or, the ginger one, would, hard!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Friday 23rd December
Happy Birthday Harry Judd, Estella Warren and The Naked Cowboy.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 6:30, archived)
# Hey Stella!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Christmas Eve!
Merry Christmas B3ta and Happy Birthday Ava Gardner, Lemmy and Carol Vorderman.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 7:01, archived)
# Also Ricky Martin
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 7:11, archived)
# 25th Dec - "And a pair of gingers for todays, Vag Creams"
Annie Lennox and Twink Caplan.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 6:47, archived)
# Is smoothing the new eufemism for wanking?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 5:43, archived)
# I applied a filter and adjusted my stroke length
said Kim Jong Il
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 5:47, archived)
# I didn't know he was a swimmer
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 5:48, archived)
# He was the worlds best swimmer :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 5:48, archived)
# o ! tits
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 6:13, archived)
# TEEF
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 6:15, archived)
# Milk disasters in history, part IV
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 6:32, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 6:22, archived)
# Oh christ, don't you fucking start as well :p
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 7:47, archived)
# Green eyes, purple hair.
Mangatastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:32, archived)
# I'd improve her etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:52, archived)