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[challenge entry] Time I squeezed out a crap pun for the compo

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(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Is it a seam joke? ;D
TJ: I can't help feeling that when you are pissing out of your arse that it is time to stop eating Xmas leftovers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:26, archived)
# should've known someone would put that spin on it
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:27, archived)
# I'm creasing up!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Trying to think of more punes now
but am completely stumped
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:33, archived)
# I bat there's more of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:35, archived)
# No, I'm run out
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Don't run out the same old puns
(Designated Slagger, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Sorry
you've caught me there
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:45, archived)
# you need an expert in this field
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Owzat?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:53, archived)
# they have 20-20 vision
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:58, archived)
# They have passed the Test
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 14:04, archived)
# *crickets*
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 14:11, archived)
# That was a no-ball effort!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 14:19, archived)
# and no one's going to bail me out
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 14:24, archived)
# If I were you I'd appeal.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 14:26, archived)
# What's your duckworth-lewis?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 14:35, archived)
# It's easy to find out.
Just googly it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 14:41, archived)
# I think I'll just fill out these slips instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Silly mid...Um...
Fucksocks.
(Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:55, archived)
#
I can't help feeling unwell thinking of your 'leftovers'
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:51, archived)
# it could just be the sheer quantity of them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:56, archived)
# Or your method-acting research for providing the voice of an animated comedy platypus
has gone a bit too far.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 18:07, archived)
[challenge entry] inside seam?
Have this that not many will get
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:48, archived)
# elementary
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] 'sup Holmes
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Sherzy mah nerzy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Owzat?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Ha ha ah
Excellent cricket punage there.
(gijoel, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 7:32, archived)