One of Haddock's fish related epithets seemed appropriatesince ancient fish seems to be root cause of most of the aggro in Asterix's village.
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Fri 13 Jan 2012, 7:32,
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My fish are not fresh?I got them from the best market in Lutetia!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 13 Jan 2012, 7:34,
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