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[challenge entry] ¡Arriba!

From the Unusable Stock Photos challenge. See all 243 entries (closed)

(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:33, archived)
# :D
This has brightened my day up :D
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Aw, such gentle bongo playing.
A real lost art.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:34, archived)
# dual penis bongo control
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:35, archived)
# Haha - this is a thing of joy!
Did you just animate it? Does such a trinket exist in real life? If so, I WANT ONE!
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:36, archived)
# It reminds me of the souvenir shop in the Spongebob movie.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:39, archived)
# :-D
Googly eyes + dried out sea creatures = this
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:41, archived)
# aye aye aye!
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:47, archived)
# I hope we have both done good things today
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Maybe his legs had just grow?
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:49, archived)
# prodigy69 is my only friend on b3ta
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:49, archived)
# I can be your friend.
For a small fee.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:50, archived)
# ok, I won't charge you much, let's say 30p every nice post you make about me
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Also if other people say nice things about me in response to your posts you owe me an extra 30p per response
it's only reasonable
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:59, archived)
# I thought there would be a finders fee for pushing positive comments your way?
I'm going to have to reconsider, this could end up costing me a fortune. I just needed a bit more cash after my paper round fell through, not an accountancy minefield.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:04, archived)
# I understand, many people have given up at this point
I guess I just had more hope in you than the usual, and when I say that I want you to know that I don't enter into agreements like this with idiots. Let's talk when you've had a chance to sleep on this. I won't accept any deal if you feel pressured.

Come back to me with a higher fee if you want to negotiate, otherwise accept my current rates and thank me in 2 years.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:09, archived)
# I think gronkpan is great
and for 10p per nice comment I will say this on each post he makes
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:10, archived)
# You undercutting bastard.
This is why the country is in the state it is.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:15, archived)
# I want you to know that I understand how the economy works
If you are paying anything less than 30p per good comment about me then you wouldn't be able to pay a good living wage to your employees. These guys need to be paying me at least AU$1.50 per postive message about me that you can elicit and I don't want you to miss out on your section of the margin.

Send me AU$250 for a 1 year membership and your charges will be exponential for every nice comment about me that gets posted as a result of your membership.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:21, archived)
# I'm not allowed to use Autralian money
after those containers were impounded.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Mail me your british pounds and I will exchange them myfriend
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:37, archived)
# This is starting to sound like a scam.
Where are your credentials Gronkpan?
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:43, archived)
# I promise you all of your charges will be explicitly stated at every stage of our transaction
You haven't said that you're on board yet but for the record you owe me AU$19.37 and by local laws I am forced to always round down to the nearest Australian cent.

If you get others involved you could potentially owe me upwards of AU$20,000! They will also owe me large sums of money, spread the message!
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:08, archived)
# You've sold me on it.
I'm cashing in my egg futures as we speak.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:13, archived)
# I would hire out a team of chinese students to work on a 5p a post commision
4. Profit
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Maybe you dont understand economics
You have to pay them at least AU$3.00 per nice comment about me if you are going to incur any real loss.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:40, archived)
# You have to pay me at least 30
that was my lowest rate for smallbrainfield and the only reason I'm offering it to you is because you showed an interest at the right time.

I will give you 16 hours to consider 30p per nice comment and if you don't accept then let's just be friends.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:17, archived)
# what are you?
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:07, archived)
# YES
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Go!
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:53, archived)
# i can't stop watching
or laughing

or dancing

WOO!
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Andale andale
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:01, archived)
# what the fuck
*dances*
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Look at him go!
¡Arriba!, Fugu, ¡Arriba!!!
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 18:35, archived)