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[challenge entry] We don't need that vowel where we're going

This is the last one, a cumulation of a week waiting to post!
Soz if bin dun.

From the Misunderstood Dialogue challenge. See all 283 entries (closed)

(Deadweight89 I reach down between my legs n' ease the seat back, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:15, archived)
# don't the not the vowel
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:16, archived)
# There wasn't did.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:48, archived)
# oh hai!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:51, archived)
# lol threes the boat!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:44, archived)
# Somehow the actually!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:44, archived)
# Eye...
...see what you did there, Dave.

And on to the bandwagon.
(xaer0mancer, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:16, archived)
# Mind the piss :O
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:25, archived)
# What font matching algorithm do you use?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:17, archived)
#
Uhm, I'm just copying and pasting letters about and filling in the black space with other bits of black from the picture! I'm still learning :)
(Deadweight89 I reach down between my legs n' ease the seat back, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:21, archived)
# Ignore him
It's a standard b3ta response. See also: "What kind of colour-matching algorithm did you use?"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:24, archived)
# What image optimising algorithm did you use
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:26, archived)
# I don't think we do use that one actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Don't bully me
RIGHT CUNTS I'M GOING TO BED YOU WILL NOT SEE ME AGAIN TONIGHT YOU BASTARDS

*flounces off for the night*
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Nor me...
bloody photographers, coming over here telling us what to do!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:31, archived)
#
What? does this mean this font-algorithm.exe I'm downloading might be malware?
(Deadweight89 I reach down between my legs n' ease the seat back, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:30, archived)
# No. Trust everything you download off of the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Oh wow thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:51, archived)
# HORZON?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:36, archived)
# surely
I?

I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:36, archived)
# DON'T FUCKING PATRONISE ME
I try a minor variation on an old joke, and even that gets shot down in flames!
It's clear that any attempt at original humour has no place on this site, it's just the same tired old memes, and pink penises, over and over again. I've even been criticised over the shade of magneta that I used. Well, i'm sick of it.

H     HHHHH  HHH  H   H H H   H  HHH      HHHHH  HHH  HHHH  HHHHH H   H HHHHH HHHH
H     H     H   H H   H H HH  H H         H     H   H H   H H     H   H H     H   H
H     HHHH  HHHHH H   H H H H H H HHH     HHHH  H   H HHHH  HHHH  H   H HHHH  HHHH
H     H     H   H  H H  H H  HH H   H     H     H   H H   H H      H H  H     H   H
HHHHH HHHHH H   H   H   H H   H  HHH      H      HHH  H   H HHHHH   H   HHHHH H   H
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:49, archived)
# Ooo, broken user details.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:51, archived)
#
how did you smallify your ID?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:52, archived)
# woah! tiny user name - how?
share your l33t skillzors.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Seriously? Looks okay on my screen.
Screencap pls
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Gaz me that code please ^-^
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:58, archived)
# Now its even smaller
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:09, archived)
# what's
going on?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:12, archived)
# O_o


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edit: lolwut? O_o I didn't type a link in :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:17, archived)
# FILTAPWND, LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:21, archived)
# haha - freakier
and freakier...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:03, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:09, archived)
# haha...
silly!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:09, archived)
# here you go:

freaky huh?

edit: oh, screencap-pissed. never mind. Now you have a matching pair.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:09, archived)
# that's because your magenta is TOO FUCKING BROWN
and that font's rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:54, archived)
# 8'(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:00, archived)
# I have had enough of this bullying I'm off forevea
Good bye beta.co.uk/rdli
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:29, archived)
# eye see what you did there
I'll drop this here, it's totally unrelated and I call him Simon
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:23, archived)
# Oh hi

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:27, archived)
# yay
'wants'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:27, archived)
# I want one too
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Cowl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:27, archived)
# I just had to explain that to my wife
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:29, archived)
# h owl ovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:44, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:35, archived)
# You can buy them here!

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:27, archived)
# Liberate tutame!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:34, archived)
# Nice.
I thought "Event Horizon" was a great haunted house film, and the almost-constant sound of the thunderstorm raging outside was a fitting touch..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Good point - it did work well on that level.
Ridley Scott said something similar about Alien - that it was basically 'seven people in an old dark house with a visitor'.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:31, archived)
# In Ridley we trust.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:40, archived)
# RDLI?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:45, archived)
# *bows head and stifles a tear*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:47, archived)
# RDLI Scokkis...
brother of TNI
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:48, archived)
# I actually loved Event Horizon
First watched it with my flatmate - also a theoretical physicist - and her boyfriend, something like 9 years back. Her boyfriend got quite irritated with us mocking the whole setup, but that didn't stop me loving it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:36, archived)
# I'm no scientist, but I know what I like.
And that's a big budget spooky movie that ends with The Prodigy's "Funky Shit".
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:46, archived)
# damn straight
i find that criticising the wonky physics in these things adds to my enjoyment of them, rather than detracting. i ahve, however, learned not to do this with someone else around because it does tend to piss them off a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:56, archived)
# ^This
great under rated film
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Qute lke ths one
- award yourself a bscut. Oh, and welcome to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:27, archived)
# Cheer up space ship.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:30, archived)
# haha - the ship's corpsed...
we'll have to shoot that scene again.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:42, archived)
# We're going to Hell.
We're not going to Hell.
We're going to Hell..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:49, archived)
# that looks familiar.


Quick and shit.
Bravo on the smiley ship!
(Deadweight89 I reach down between my legs n' ease the seat back, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:58, archived)
# You're OK, stranger.
*buys whiskey*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:03, archived)
# =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:05, archived)
# There is no 'i' in space
*cue creepy music*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:42, archived)
# no, but there is a spa
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:45, archived)
# yes, but there is no 'we' ^.~
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:50, archived)
# hmm
so there is a spa but neither i nor we are in it

well i hope whoever is in there is damn well enjoying it! :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:57, archived)
# So there is, but it's always FUCKing full.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:51, archived)
# wait right there. B3ta hath ruint me. I took a pic of the Piasa Bird this afternoon, and the first thing I thought was 'Freebase'
pic forthcoming....

b3tards is dead :(

EDIT: oops filesize lols, Flickr increased the filesize on smaller versions :/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:54, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:05, archived)
# Uploads are no go.
Still serving peas at least. For now.
*gurns*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:09, archived)
# oh god
who'd ever go into it after them, either? FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:58, archived)
# Hahaha, fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:32, archived)
# Well I liked it
welcome to b3ta, pull up a chair, shop a kitten etc.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:05, archived)