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# That kid has creepy wooden hands.
Blue Fairy/Pinocchio vibe activated.
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:18, archived)
# what the fuck?!
AMPUTEE CHILD HAUNTED BY BEARD HEAD SHOCKER
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Lando Calrissian is not the illegitimate son of Michael Jackson, take it from me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:24, archived)
# I hadn't noticed that before
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Those are his false wank arms. (wankarms)
These little known items were a well kept secret, as children could use them as a prop to allow wanking during prayer sessions.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:25, archived)
# I think that is a fantastic idea
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:31, archived)
# haha surprise mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:32, archived)
# I think we all know what's on the collective agenda
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:32, archived)
# yeh, it shouldn't really have been a surprise
That source is pretty weird
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:38, archived)
# Yes!
The universe is much smaller than we thought. Or further away.

Little konwn fact- Prayer sex is what makes conservatives what they are. They have nothing else.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:03, archived)
# I think that's the Prayer app for George Alagiah's Wanking Spanners
Allowing the user to have a right good spanner-wank, while the wooden praying-hands attachment gives the appearance of a good christian to parents and amorous clergymen alike.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:27, archived)
# Everybody wins!
except your immortal soul, sinner
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:30, archived)
# fine by me

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:34, archived)
# I know that hand shake

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:30, archived)