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(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:20, archived)
# Fucking hell that took me far too long.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:25, archived)
# that's un-American
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:28, archived)
# I am un-American.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:30, archived)
# how did you get the internet then, Daddio?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:32, archived)
# I stole a few buckets full. Enough to last me until spring, when I shall have to sneak across the Atlantic again in my canoe.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)
# Is the internet built on an Indian graveyard?
Because the rest of America is...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Fuck knows, I just threw my buckets into Data Lake and hauled bottom when the mounties came after me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:43, archived)
# there's your problem. the Canadian internet is more closely guarded than the US internet.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:48, archived)
# No man, it was in the middle of fucking TEXAS.
Fuck knows why the mounties where there, but they bloody chased me all the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:50, archived)
# Now i know you're lying.
Because the mounties always get their man.
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:51, archived)
# They caught up with me in Manchester as I was trying to catch the train at Oxford Road Station, but a group of chavs insulted a hipster king or something.
The resulting battle royale spooked their horses.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:54, archived)
# i'm starting to smell bullshit here
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:11, archived)
# No, it's probably horseshit
from all those spooked horses
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Gotta wonder how many Americans accidentally buy a ticket for the wrong Oxford train station
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:11, archived)
# taking far too long to get something is very american
(sorry - joke)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:12, archived)
# WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:28, archived)
# The Four Presidents of the Apocalypse
(Nice job by the way)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Happy Presidents' Day, pilgrim!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:54, archived)
# that's rather goood
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:56, archived)
# LET'S ROCK!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:35, archived)