I don't see how having a badger forcibly inserted into your rectum will help you come up with ideas but I'll do it if you want.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:02,
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I could do one of Christene Bleakley masturbating
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:04,
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Do one of her wanking off a badger whilst Adrian Chiles watches and masturbates.
I'm sure people would pay for that.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:20,
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