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[challenge entry] Ok, 2nd time lucky...

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(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:54, archived)
# yay
delete the other one and make people happy :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:54, archived)
# If you enjoyed that...
... check out www.worldwidewebshite.com for more crap. And it is crap
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:57, archived)
# i'll look at your website
if you delete that last post...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:20, archived)
# If I knew how
Wait, a post from tonight???
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:23, archived)
# ummm yeah,
the post below this one where you unsuccessfully tried to post your picture. i might be stinking drunk and in a bad mood, but i'm only trying to help. we've all made the same mistakes, but the trick is to learn from them....
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:28, archived)
# That description
is quality. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:55, archived)
# HOORAY.
anyone for a mexican wave?
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:55, archived)
# is that like
long wave, short wave, or a permanent wave... (i have been meaning to make these ideas for some time)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:56, archived)
# afternoon all
who found that 'brutal haircutting' game?
Haircuts. Bsshhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:59, archived)
# i almost got called Mick Hucknall
last night because of my large barnet. the cheek.
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:01, archived)
# Bugger me backwards
It worked, it bloody worked.
I pissed off about ten people last night posting pictures that ate up all the monitor space. I hadn't been called cunt so much since my last birthday....
Oh well, that's nice. I did it.
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:55, archived)
# isn't that
the same pic as last night?
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Yes
but it's the first time I've managed to post it as a normal size. Finally.
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:59, archived)
# what did you do on your last birthday?
or are you just a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:57, archived)
# Turned up
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:12, archived)
# but...
it worked last night too.
I've seen that picture five times now in twice as many threads.
you do understand that a) a thread can be deleted b) a new topic can be (politely) addressed in an existing thread c) reposting pictures never makes you popular and d) we are willing to answer any questions you may have that aren't in the faq?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:58, archived)
# Yes
Sorry. New.
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:59, archived)
# no problem.
you'll soon be spending the majority of your daily life here.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:02, archived)
# don't be scared hun!
the daytime goblins usually go to bed at about 11pm, and then the nicer (drunker) types take over (i.e. me) - it's Saturday night though, so the goblins stay up late!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:02, archived)
# Oh dear god...
I used to spend `some' time in a chatroom when I first got online in 97 and had a painful blind date from it. I can't, nay, won't do the chitchat malarky. I have a life to live.

Ok, I don't.
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:05, archived)
# ok
just trying to be friendly - I'll leave you to it from now on
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:06, archived)
# No no,
don't worry. I feel the rush of excitement coming back into my life again. What's threadjacking when it's at home anyway? Oh, hang on, it's butting in on someone elses thread, presumably
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:08, archived)
# yes
and are you being friendly again? I was about to give you my first ever "woo yay" (and your's too!) - you have to work for those you know - I've posted LOADS and got sod all!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:11, archived)
# Woo yay me then
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:13, archived)
# bless!
you can't do that to yourself! Not unless you're very flexible!

but WOO to you!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:15, archived)
# Yay
I do hope you're female otherwise you'll need to woo yay my business partner Harry Webshite
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:19, archived)
# excuse me.
I am an ogre. not a goblin. are you color blind? we're green, not blue.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:05, archived)
# sorry!
my nocturnal eyes are dimmed at this time of year
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:07, archived)
# now then!
I particularly liked the "filthy, matted beard" bit! But hang on - I need to threadjack for a mo....
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:55, archived)
# THREADJACK
how many posts before I'm allowed to give a "woo yay"? I'm nearly at 300
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:56, archived)
# 13500 officially
but you can get away with a few either side
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:57, archived)
# oh please!
can you two agree a number between 1 and 13500? (and don't say 7850)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:58, archived)
#
1
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:57, archived)
# 1/2 a post
and a parp.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:58, archived)
# that, by the way,
is an excellent example of politely addressing another topic in an existing thread.

(the previous sentence contained no sarcasm, nor did this one or the one following it.)
(ok, maybe this one does.)
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:01, archived)
# now then
thank you! praise from a daytime goblin!

(and there was NO sarcasm in that) (honest, guv)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:05, archived)
# what makes you think I'm a daytime gob- person?
I'm omnipresent.
no seriously, I'm on at totally random times. sometimes I won't be on for days, other times I'll be on for days.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:08, archived)
# and we all
love you for it, zoggles.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:10, archived)
# no ye don' ye cants!
'e's callin me noims!
WOK AWOY MITE! JES' WOK AWOY!

(my english accent is getting better this trip, don't you think?)
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:14, archived)
# that's very good
you sound just like dick van dyke.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:29, archived)
# because
I lurk in the daylight hours, and post after dark, and I've only noticed you when the sun is in the sky!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:12, archived)
# hardcore
:)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:12, archived)
# no,
SPEEDCORE!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:16, archived)
# it's an almost
way of life
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:18, archived)
# on your first, as far as i'm concerned.
i wasn't aware that there were rules on it...

for example...

edit: please accept my apologies, fellow dial-uppers. i had no idea that file was 315k. now, i shall have to search for the smaller, board-friendly version.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:03, archived)
# Is it just me
or does that look a bit like wee? Maybe it's my handwriting...
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:18, archived)
# ok, thats actually quite good..
now delete the other post.

hint: you could have edited the previous post...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:55, archived)
# I could...
if I knew what I was doing
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:58, archived)
# There's a link next to the old post
that looks like this > Delete <. You click it & see what happens
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:10, archived)
# Right, but...
when you say the old post, are you referring to my first one today, or the huge ones from yesterday???
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:30, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:55, archived)
# Worth the wait!
true as well (apart from the beard bit)
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:58, archived)
# ah
i've been playing the sussex edition this week.

huzzah for you!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:57, archived)
# have you got past that third level?
with the angry farmer? he chases me with a gun and a dog and i just fall into a big chasm. how do i get past it?
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:02, archived)
# You don't
Wait for the farmer to approach you first and you can stab him with your fruitknife
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:06, archived)
# Don't stab him!
If you ask him about his randy bull, he gives you the chicken you can roast on the brick in the oven.
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:16, archived)
# Withnail and I, I presume.
Stop saying that, Withnail, of course he's the fucking farmer!
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:20, archived)
# of course...
as a child, I used to weep in butchers shops
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:36, archived)
# hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:02, archived)