I actually get pretty good signal with them...
...are you ACTUALLY talking to a brick, by any chance?
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:52,
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if so its a very flat brick
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Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:03,
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