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[challenge entry] not exactly a film....


but a few forums i use censor the place....

From the Bowdlerisation challenge. See all 114 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha.... I laughed far to much at this.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:54, archived)
# muchly!
i suspect you'll be seeing that woman's face a fair bit this week....
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:55, archived)
# It's one of those things that once realised, can't be unseen
Like the turd in Saturday
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Hahahaha! Ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:38, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:56, archived)
# arf 'nother good one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:02, archived)
# 'Shorpe' means 'Cunt' in Icelandic.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:06, archived)
# ban this sick filth
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:10, archived)
# fair enough!
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:19, archived)
# Quick thinking!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:30, archived)
# :D a vicious circle.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Well this didn't work very well...
www.morewords.com/contains/cunt/
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:15, archived)
# well...
you can always have the twat in Lightwater in surrey (down the road from my home town), or the Penis in Penistone (down the road from where i live now!)
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:23, archived)
# I have mates from Penistone
I remember one of them searching the name during the earlyish days of the internet and being amused to find an American website on funny place names that mentioned "...the people of Penistone seem utterly unaware of the hilarity of their proximity to a village called Wombwell".

Also, another mate claims - possibly untruthfully - that the funniest day of his childhood was when the T fell off the sign at Penistone Cinema.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:30, archived)
# According to legend
When Brian Laws - former Scunthorpe manager - left to manage Wednesday someone painted over one of the "Welcome to Scunthorpe' signs so it read 'Welcome to S thorpe' and wrote underneath "the cunt's gone to Sheffield".

/soccerball
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:26, archived)
# bosh!
nicely done. Laws was a bit of cunt mind. in the history of cunty wednesday managers, much less cunty than Pleat, but more than megson, who is but a prick. :D
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:29, archived)
# Megson was sacked an hour ago :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:30, archived)
# haha! talk about ingrattitude!
hopefully they'll get that repulsive chubby faced wanker from the Franchise next - that should fuck both clubs up.

as an AFC Wimbledon fan, i want Wednesday to stay in league 1 until the we get a shot at going up (which could be a long old time) :D
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:35, archived)
# As a Sheffield United fan
That sounds good to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:41, archived)
# everyone's a winner!
looking like port vale will go into admin, making it marginally easier for us to get away from the bottom of the table. football is a disgrace these days.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:46, archived)
# I have often seen the sign for Scunthorpe
Where the S has been been painted out, but your story is much funnier.
(Mackeson_drinker, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 10:42, archived)
# CUNT?
I don't geddit
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 23:15, archived)
# late, i know, but
what
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 0:40, archived)
# ha ha!
I may have to "borrow" the shocked woman in the middle.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 9:21, archived)
# S CUNT horpe
Twinned with CLAM art? Somebody was having a larf!
(Mackeson_drinker, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 10:46, archived)