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# Very nice. Now do a joke next time.
Research jokes on the internet. Then do a joke. There is a long tradition of making funny things on b3ta. Please make a joke. An intentional funny joke. As I said below, use a Japanese joke. We won't know it so it doesn't matter. You'd get a lot less heckling if you tried harder to understand this.

Here's a joke you may not get, but bear with me.

A noise from a vacuum cleaner walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
'No' says the barman.
'Why not?' asks the noise from the vacuum cleaner.
'We don't serve wines.'replies the barman.

This joke is funny on several levels, but mostly because only idiots drink wine in pubs, when there is so much lovely beer to be had.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:45, archived)
# The hedgehog is staring at the rabbit's knockers
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:49, archived)
# It's thirsty for rabbit milk
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Goddamit, now I'm thirsty for rabbit milk
Too bad that rabbit milkman never came.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:57, archived)
# You did a BAD THING George.
No rabbits for you.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Yes, but staring at knockers is natural hedgehog behaviour and not in itself inherently funny.
I'm not having a go at Moggy, I just wish she'd listen for once.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:52, archived)
# You're just jealous because you suffer from terrible clagnuts and the Japanese don't get them.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:58, archived)
# or how about something traditional
Person 1 "My dog has no nose"
Person 2 "How does he invade Poland"
Person 1 "lol"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:49, archived)
#
"Arms", surely?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:53, archived)
# I foresee a 3 panel strip
1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
2: Some sort of bukkake with tentacles.
3: A crying human animal hybrid.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:54, archived)
# you're too optimistic
it'll be a single panel of a chicken drawn in the style of pokemon with an infant JJ wanking over it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha
We're going to get the Michael Ellis treatment if we're not careful.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:01, archived)
# It should be
four panels.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:52, archived)
# A barman walks into a bar.
The barman says

"woah, deja vu"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:22, archived)
# A string seller walks into a bar
The barman says

"I can see where this is going, get the fuck out"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:23, archived)
# A student lawyer walks into a bar.
The barman says "Why are you looking intently at every part of the bar in great detail"


This joke is so bad I killed myself before giving the punchline
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:30, archived)
# haha!
it was funnier first time round
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 21:01, archived)