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# pissed i can manage, but hats?
i look terrible in a hat!
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# LIES!

a stupendous hat with a bow and gubbins, oh it will be glorious
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# unlike the green fishing republic hat i had on earlier
because my umbrella broke and it was raining
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:46, archived)
# You're like a real life Mary Poppins!


except more pissed
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# the kids mary poppins looks after don't constantly talk about their "pyums"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Oh I think Mary Poppins was often more pissed than she let on
It was a spoon full of sugar for the kids and a measure of gin for herself.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:03, archived)
# i'm sure she was a smack head
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# gin, you say?
that stuff that i've recently discovered goes wonderfully with cider and blackcurrant?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Gin is my favourite drink
I either have it neat or with the traditional tonic water.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)
# i'm not good with neat spirits
but i feel a mild drunkening coming on tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:11, archived)
# she's angry alright
angry poppins
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# Now why is the name Chris Rule so familiar?
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# what the total fuck!?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:30, archived)
# quite so
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:38, archived)
# How about some bangles?
You can never have enough bangles
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# i need pants
lots of pants. possibly followed by a trip to thornton's and 10 minutes in the arcade on the 10p machines.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Sounds like a fun day out
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)
# it usually is
i make sure i only take £2 with me into the arcade, i never go in with more than i'm willing to lose. if i win money, i'll just buy more stuff. last time, i went in with £2 and came out with £62 and a free coffee :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Not bad
I never gamble unless it's a free bet or something. Or the 2p machines can be good fun for a while so long as you don't waste more than a few quid in them as you say.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:05, archived)
# if you're in there for more than 5 minutes
they give you coffee and £2 of free tokens for whatever machine you're playing on. plenty of times i've won nothing with my initial £2 and then cleaned up with the tokens
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:09, archived)