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# i'll be in hamburg in a couple of months time
i might try and track it down and have a photo taken of me with a paper, a croissant and an orange juice. i'll be looking very smug.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Do iiiiiiiiiiit!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:17, archived)
# i shall most definitely give it a try
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:23, archived)
# This has to be done. Plant a furtive flag there and claim it for planet b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:19, archived)
# two flags
one furtive, one noobmaster
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:22, archived)
# now, tell me i'm a conspiracy theory type mentalist,
but doesn't google, perhaps facebook too, have some kind of method of working out where a pic was taken?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:20, archived)
# given the sheer size of hamburg and the lack of decent evidence we've got i'm not sure that would work :(
i'm going to try though
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:21, archived)
# a balcony, some intersections and a red car
what more does google need?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:31, archived)
# the chance to drive around sniffing out details of everyones' wi-fi
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:34, archived)
# it's for the good of the people
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:47, archived)
# banner's first name is robert, btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:36, archived)
# was david his middle name?
that's a very scottish thing to do. not that i know whether the hulk was scottish, or not

oh and stop trying to confuse me, it'll never work, as i have the mental dexterity of a finely honed rubber dildo
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:45, archived)
# his full name is robert bruce banner, he revealed it in a fantastic four comic
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:48, archived)
# IT'S DAVID!!!!

bruce
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:52, archived)
# That's probably only if the image includes geotagging data.
It's possible that the higher resolution versions of the stock images contain that.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Nah I doubt that
I contacted the agency and their answer on my question about location was "probably Hamburg" but they didn't have any further details on location (even approximate) :(
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:36, archived)
# The photographer should remember though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:39, archived)
# I tried that approach but all comms go through the management team
The chap is 75 years old though, and the photo looks like it's at least 10 years old - can't see him remembering when or where he took a photo of a smug man with big gums and a croissant, when he's previously taken photos of Salvador Dali :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:42, archived)
# The photo's age
explains why he's still so smug when he's got such a crappy laptop!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Hey, he's gone retro and turning into a smug hipster!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Pah
I access the internet using my manual typewriter.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:58, archived)
# I'd certainly remember that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:52, archived)
# :) And now I have a mission for when I'm in germany
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:26, archived)
# fuck, i'll have to try and beat you to it
it's like scott and amundsen all over again
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:28, archived)
# without the freezing to death
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:29, archived)
# No lets keep the threat of death
it adds to the tension
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:35, archived)
# there's always a threat of death
we're all going to die sooner or later and very few of us know when
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:38, archived)
# I have a pretty good idea how I'll die
drowning in a sewer somewhere chocking on a turd
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:42, archived)
# If you play your cards right
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:44, archived)
# i know how i want to die
either of an explosive orgasm or being taken down by a swat team in a hail of bullets, whilst i laugh maniacally on a rooftop after going utterly tonto with a minigun
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:45, archived)
# good point
amundsen didn't freeze to death though, which in this loose analogy gives me a distinct advantage
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:36, archived)
# true
he got to say how valiant scott was in public, then laugh his non-frozen bollocks off behind closed doors
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:40, archived)
# my speech on returning home
"paul_p was a damned good man with a sewer and a camera. hamburg proved too much for him but he died a hero, a man i'm proud to have ever had the chance to compete against. god bless."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:44, archived)
# he'd kick your arse in paris
that place is one big sewer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:47, archived)
# :) Paris Catacombs
Don't challenge me underground
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:50, archived)
# only the french could make a tourist attraction out of avenues of shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:55, archived)
# no shit in the catas
only human bones
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:59, archived)
# now i wouldn't mind seeing that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:09, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:59, archived)
# very true
i'll stick to the germanic countries where people know how to clean the streets
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:53, archived)
# my dad loves germany
when he got home from there, he was forever going on about how lovely and clean it was. then again, he was near the black forest.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:57, archived)
# i lived in heidelberg for years
it's certainly very clean, if you ignore the rats in bismarckplatz
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:58, archived)
# dad was in winterberg
although he did visit heidelberg
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:01, archived)
# It's a very nice part of the world
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:14, archived)
# he was only there for 9 months in the 80's
doing the whole auf wiedersehn pet thing. i think they were working on thatched cottages. he brought me home a lovely pair of white leather snow white and the seven dwarfs clogs, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:17, archived)