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# I'm back! And I bring an offering of kitty......

.....and Sequential Art
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Needs more propellers
Hullo JJ
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Word to the charity shop massive.
Not worth its own thread and sorry for the 'jack Jack. I'm also really sorry for the shocking punnage. I'm just really f*cking sorry OK.



Heh. Hilary's pink pony oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:49, archived)
# I WILL NOT POST IT
I WILL NOT POST IT
I WILL NOT POST IT
I WILL NOT POST IT
I WILL NOT POST IT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:51, archived)
# John Luke Placard?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:52, archived)
# No, the other one.
But here's that one.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:52, archived)
# STONGMAN?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:53, archived)
# REAL ULTIMATE STONGMAN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:55, archived)
# you can't teach that
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:56, archived)
# ahh sweet resolution
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:55, archived)
# His repair shop?
Oh you should definitely post that
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:59, archived)
# oh hai chapeau
how goes your hoolios?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:01, archived)
# They're hooping ok
I considered buying a new chapeau yesterday, but it was £30 which seems a bit pricey. Then I bought some wellies instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:04, archived)
# oh my, that's some sweet squshing
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:13, archived)
# OH MAN I CAN FEEL MY RESOLUTION CRUMBLING
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:04, archived)
# *pokes at resolution with stick*
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:05, archived)
# So you should be!
*surpresses chortle*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Aww I had an N gauge as well
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Hahahahahahaaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Son...
You need to go out and sit in the car and THINK ABOUT what you just did....
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Go on...
...post it! POST IT! POST IT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:02, archived)
# He doesn't look very happy with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:18, archived)
# He expected OO
It's not surprising
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:19, archived)
# It's only a hologram, see.
He wanted a real one, but by 2244 all the world's anoraks and tupperware had been recycled to make miniskirts and big plastic flashing buttons for use in the NCC-1701.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:24, archived)
# dear god..
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:54, archived)
# I soooo get the lunchbox reference
Didn't know Eisu made merchandise
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:54, archived)
# I quite like the cat
the "pink pony" thing disturbs me - in this universe are we talking about "real" ponies or pony/woman hybrid things?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:57, archived)
# hang on....
are you saying JollyJack is a nonce?!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:23, archived)
# the kitty isn't code for Moggy is it?
she killed herself when you didn't post for a few days
either that or she tried to find the wedding you were at
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:58, archived)
# On her dA page she is still waiting for an official statement on JJ on his feelings towards helicopter cat
"JJ don't say anything for the fact(helicopter)."

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Everything Moggy says is literally hilarous
Especially when "fuck off" is used as the opening sentence when don't even know what she's on about yet
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:03, archived)
# Literally hilarous [sic]?
As oppose to this metaphorical hilarity which everyone is always on about?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:34, archived)
# I think if Jack did a picture referencing propeller cat she would actually bust a tit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:03, archived)
# I lolled.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:04, archived)
# :D
please JJ, draw Helicopter Cat
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease

Just slip it in to a charity box in SA or have Crab and Scorpion playing with it :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:10, archived)
# heh heh heh :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:45, archived)
# I KILL YOU IF YOU DREW IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:51, archived)
# I do find this constant wishing death on everyone very endearing.
Google Translate is shit, by the way. I just used it on the above sentence and it bollocksed it up completely.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Moggy's starting to sound like me when I was 15.
This is not a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:26, archived)
# Oh please, JJ, you HAVE to do this.
EDIT: Hoo, I've got an idea. *scribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:44, archived)
# I need to see this^
Do a pic, please.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:59, archived)
# haha, really? awesome
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:05, archived)
# I like how constant bile and vitriol didn't phase her.
But Propeller Cat was a mortal sin.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Waste of good food?
/casuar lacism rors
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:03, archived)
# Oh man

I caught myself chuckling
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:21, archived)
# Indeed.
She complimented me on this. THIS.


But the cat helicopter? No way.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:04, archived)
# He is about to join the ranks of the nun
Only the moggies can know this place from humanities.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:07, archived)
# This is blasphemy to the animal.
Is not condone.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:33, archived)
# She's still around, lurking
and clicking Bourbon's arts
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Moggy hasn't shown much of a presence on here as of late.
I think the cat-copter was the last straw.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:20, archived)
# She posted another leaving thread
I got it in the museum. But she is still lurking. I can tell cos it shows up in my friend feed when she likes something.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:27, archived)
# top detective skills
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:31, archived)
# Yeah, she liked that HUMANISM thing I posted last night.
She's probably reading /board right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:33, archived)
# Well she's busy deleting my replies on dA so I've no doubt she is
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:35, archived)
# HI MOGGY!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:40, archived)
# WE KNOW WHAT YOU ARE UP TO
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:41, archived)
# o/
日本からこんにちはクレイジーガール
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:45, archived)
# \o
Bonjour à partir d'un mancunienne en essayant d'être français.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:46, archived)
#
我々は彼女のおしっこおしっこでおしっこおしっこしたいだらしない女を教えてください。
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:52, archived)
# Vous êtes Gillian McKeith. Et je réclamer mes cinq euros.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:54, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:08, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:10, archived)
#
私のためにおしっこ。あなたのためのおしっこ。皆のためにおしっこ。
Edit: Also, reminds me of this, (2nd paragraph)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:56, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:11, archived)
# Aw man.
You do some good arts, but this means the japanese crazy won't be far off coming back.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:59, archived)
# HURRAH!
I'll get the cage ready.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:02, archived)
# PRIME THE GOLDEN-BUMMED GODDESS TRAP
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:03, archived)
# HELL YEAH!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:29, archived)
# Anything that keeps her away from a keyboard and an internet connection.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:04, archived)
# Fucking hell it's 5 past Home. What the hell am I still doing at work?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Good point
See you all tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Hooray for charity shops and the treasures they (occasionally) hold!
Moggy will be along shortly to break both your ankles. You shan't be leaving again.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:14, archived)
# i haven't been a dirty bird!!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:47, archived)
# Aw man it's like pallas's cats all over again
Adorable as heck but ready to rip the sausages out of ya
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:20, archived)
# Boobs or GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:42, archived)
# I actually owned such a kitty,
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Hello-hello.
I just came a little.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:33, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:37, archived)
# As you would do after looking at JJ's art
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:40, archived)
# I'm deliberately not commenting on that.
I have enough people after me for sexual harassment and indecency as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:42, archived)
# What?
She saw some of JJ's art, she decided to post on b3ta again, that's all I'm saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Reply of the year, right here :D
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:42, archived)
# If enough people click it will it end up front paged?
Hmm ...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:43, archived)
# popular page, yes
fp, no
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:44, archived)
# There's at least one mod here, they have the power to make it so
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:48, archived)
# maria's curse isn't working!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:53, archived)
# Only works with links.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:42, archived)
# Only a little,
JJ clearly isn't putting enough effort in
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:42, archived)
#
"came a little" = 少しオーガズム
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:44, archived)
# *punch to your face*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:47, archived)
# That is what it means.
It's not my fault you said it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:50, archived)
# He's trying to help you Moggy
"Came" is a slang term for "had an orgasm". Please don't punch Mu, he is delicate.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:52, archived)
# "came" = "came to here"
Stupid wanky guys.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:56, archived)
# "came" = "arrived" = "arrived at sexual climax"
It's the english language.
You can't change it because you don't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:58, archived)
# Don't believe us? Type "Came on her face" into google images without safe search.
ed: I don't need to tell you idiots that doing that is NSFW, do I?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:01, archived)
# Or, to save you that horror (?)
Look, at this dictionary entry,
edit: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/came scroll to the bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:04, archived)
# My way works quicker and only requires the utter mininum of understanding of the english language.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:09, archived)
# While true.. she'll just accuse you of more harrassment
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:13, archived)
# I have skin like paper and bones like fine china :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:56, archived)
# Star Trek doctor approves of monetary penalty in Asia
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Meanwhile the vocalist from Skunk Anansie has a preference for hard copies of news journals
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:06, archived)
# :D
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Have I missed a joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:11, archived)
# It's a postmodernist deconstruction of your post
Meanwhile, I must go and make fajitas. See yous later
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:26, archived)
# He just sexual harassment to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:03, archived)
# Drunken Miss Muffet is a girl, with a vagina and everything. She agreed with me.
I'm trying to make you understand why everyone is laughing at what you said.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:05, archived)
# Shut up. Wank guy,
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:11, archived)
# Google images.
"came on face"
Safesearch = off.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:13, archived)
# I'm in love with you
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Careful, she'll destroy your helmet
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:25, archived)
# Me too...just now! XDThanks!XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:58, archived)
# Both of you at the same time?
How romantic!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:03, archived)
# Jolly Jack Off
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:08, archived)