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[challenge entry] Insert joke here

From the Haunted House challenge. See all 180 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 23:26, archived)
# "You're round..."
?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 23:43, archived)
#
You're round
Life is peaceful there
You're round
Out in the open air
You're round
Where the sky is blue

etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 23:44, archived)
# he most certainly is
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 23:47, archived)
# *shops photo to add that weightlifter fella'*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 23:50, archived)
# LOL!


Wait, wrong weightlifter. Ah, sod it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 23:58, archived)
# I just clicked my own post
My God, I'm a narcissist
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 23:59, archived)
#
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 0:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Haunted Horse!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 23:56, archived)
# If this doesn't win I am gonna mega-flounce
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 23:58, archived)
# Woo!
I love horses
Best of all the supernatural horrors
I love horses
They eat brains
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 23:59, archived)
# Send it to Ian Livingstone
as a suggestion for a bad guy in the next Fighting Fantasy book.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 0:23, archived)
# K.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 0:24, archived)
# I can't find a direct email, would you accept me tweeting it at him?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 0:28, archived)
# I'm sure tweeting will be fine.
Bear in mind he has very high standards, though:
blog.disappointment.com//wp-content/uploads/2006/04/citadel-1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 0:29, archived)
# Done, I hope you haven't set me up for disappointment.
twitter.com/Mu_Sticks/status/248567072383193088/photo/1
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 0:41, archived)
# "that gost not cum out his bum"
:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 0:47, archived)
# I was worried that he might have thought it was a rude gost :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 0:50, archived)
# I imagine if you roll a 6
he'll write it so that it is cum.

They invented those 5 sided dice so you could play Fighting Fantasy without the porn scenes, after all.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 0:57, archived)
# Ectojism?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 1:02, archived)
# Haha
Ah, he'll love that.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 0:48, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 1:13, archived)
# good name for a pub
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 0:27, archived)
# Haunted horses!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 0:28, archived)
# Jokes aren't allowed on /board, you're gonna get banned
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 23:57, archived)
# BRING IT ON CUNTMUFFINS
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 23:59, archived)
# "When I said I wanted a little head..."
(Death Wish Of A Deaf Fish Small dog; cloudy, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 0:02, archived)
# ...this was EXACTLY what I had in mind. I'm gonna save a FORTUNE on hats.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 0:05, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll get one in early too...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 0:11, archived)
# I can't see the horse.
Is he invisible?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 0:17, archived)
# The front of the horse was the janitor.
The back of the horse was the man who ran the funfair.

The janitor had been dead 10 years, though, so actually was still a ghost when unmasked as the janitor.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 0:19, archived)
# He would have gotten away with it too
if it wasn't for this meddling challenge
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 0:44, archived)
#
*Hums end theme*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Reminds me of a Koopah
Of of the Super Mario Film :)
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:17, archived)