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# B3ta strenuously tests all kittens before use


A task made easier by the new kitten accelerator
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Thu 23 May 2002, 10:37, archived)
# quantum
kittens?
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 May 2002, 10:37, archived)
# You fools!!!
You'll open up a rift in the space/kitten continuum!
(OtaKuno, Thu 23 May 2002, 10:41, archived)
# Woo
We accelerate kittens to 90% of the speed of light, then smash them together, creating conditions not seen since the first millionth of a second after the Big Bang. We then study the exotic non-baryonic kitten matter released, which actually travels backwards in time and mews softly.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 May 2002, 10:40, archived)
# could we
launch two kittens at each other? Now that I would pay to see.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 23 May 2002, 10:44, archived)
# but who cleans up?
scary lightning in finchley. report ends.
(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Thu 23 May 2002, 11:10, archived)
# Do quantum kittens
play with superstring?
/coat
(tomsk, Thu 23 May 2002, 10:45, archived)
# very good
well done sir.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 May 2002, 11:01, archived)
# kitten theory
i likes it!
(<img src="http://www.cybo.co.uk/pix/fuckit.gif">technophobe, Thu 23 May 2002, 11:03, archived)
# Actually
string theory is being largely abandoned for one that states that our universe is like a giant flapping membrane in 11 dimensional space (inhabited by other universes). The problem was that they were only working in 10 dimensions before so the membrane appeared like strings.

This has unified the old 11-dimensional and string theories and has helped bring the idea of a "theory of everything" nearer to our grasp (or at least seemingly so).

So there.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 23 May 2002, 11:21, archived)
# Also
this new theory allows us to create formulae that work right back to the big bang and beyond (the theory being that the big bang was two other universes colliding).
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 23 May 2002, 11:22, archived)
# Oh. Sounds interesting.
Is there an idiots guide to 11 dimensional space? I want to know more.
(Romana, Thu 23 May 2002, 11:29, archived)
# Dunno
try searching for "M-Theory" in gooooogle.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 23 May 2002, 11:34, archived)
# errrrrrrr
Ok, it looks far too complex for ickle me. I think I'll wait for the next "Science of Discworld" book. They tend to manage to get physics down to a level I can just about follow :)
(Romana, Thu 23 May 2002, 11:44, archived)
# Yeah.
M-theory. Mad stuff.
(tomsk, Thu 23 May 2002, 11:23, archived)
# I thought we'd just
superceded M Theory with K Theory - 12 dimensional kittens which looked like membranes when you did the calculations in 11 dimensions.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 May 2002, 11:27, archived)
# Hmmmm
The Semiotics of Kittens is an interesting subject.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 May 2002, 10:45, archived)
# But is the quantum kitten alive or dead?
And does our ability to observe the kitten affect its quantum stability?
(Romana, Thu 23 May 2002, 10:52, archived)