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[challenge entry] Not an original idea I know...

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(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 12:19, archived)
# oh dear, ha ha ha!!
oh hai, 1995 :D

ok, let's just get it all out of our system in this thread, mmkay?



(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 12:29, archived)
# I made this in your other thread.
www.b3ta.com/board/10871289
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Sat 27 Oct 2012, 13:46, archived)
# yes, i saw that
it is soo awesome! :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 14:08, archived)
# A Quick Review of the Two Suckers
The top one will suck, but you are required to re-register it every time you move it to a new room or the surface changes. You must install a fresh dust bag every Tuesday whether you like it or not. Prone to randomly failures that are usually solved by turning it off and on again; it can, unfortunately, become infected from room contaminants. To avoid this, you are advised to disinfect it regularly with strong bleach.

The bottom one cost 3 times the price of the top but does clean rooms. However, it will only vacuum up licensed iDust from within a licensed iHome for the registered iUser using pure iElectricity that can only be bought from one supplier. Should you die, the product will cease for function for an inheritors due to clauses in the EULA.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 16:38, archived)
# wow, nice!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 17:12, archived)
[challenge entry] nice.
i should probably chuck this in to the compo
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 12:33, archived)
# boiled lion-piss flavo(u)r!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 12:36, archived)
#
I've always thought someone should sell a Pringles sweater :)
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 14:52, archived)
# suction, motherfucker, do you have it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 14:13, archived)