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# :( wont someone think of the children :(
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:05, archived)
# no. they're noisy and smelly.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:08, archived)
# they might be noisy and smelly but surely one of them will think of the children
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:09, archived)
# they won't admit to it, though
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:13, archived)
# it is not ok if it's fiction
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:14, archived)
# so i've heard
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:21, archived)
# I've fallen for that one before.
The moment you admit to thinking about children people get all uppity and start removing your headstone and everything.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Yes, I'm gonna buy a big bag of sweets in case any come round trick or treating.
I'll open the door, ask if they want some sweets and if they say yes I'll give them a stern lecture about accepiting sweets from strangers before telling them to fuck off.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Remember to
invite them in, and close the door behind them, while smiling and nodding at their parents before you do so, mind.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:14, archived)