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[challenge entry] Who said romence was dead?

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(anal bead corps, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 14:35, archived)
# So gonna to get caught.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 14:39, archived)
# MMODDDDSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 14:42, archived)
# see that arse? that's you, that is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 14:44, archived)
# Have you ever seen a 4 years olds drawing of a face...
With big scrawls of red felt tip, going round and round for the lips and four giant streaks of black for the eye brows and a circle of red on each side for the cheeks?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 14:49, archived)
# ah, the "inflatable doll" look
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 14:52, archived)
# Well that's you after your bestest ever attemp at putting makeup on that is...
That's you all dressed up for a night out that is :-)
I'm already running off as I hit post! :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 14:55, archived)
# i'm not in a chasing mood today
i'm contemplating going to casualty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 15:00, archived)
# What's up? you didn't injure yourself doing a back flip?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 15:01, archived)
# no
i'm practically double up here with pains in my back, side and stomach and feel sick. could be ladypains, ut could be more serious. if it doesn't ease up soon, or if it gets worse, i may take myself off.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 15:04, archived)
# Ouch :-(
Could be loads of different thing with syptoms like that, take a pain killer and lie down. if it doesn't ease call nhs direct.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 15:09, archived)
# taken painkillers and lying down REALLY hurts
been like this since 10 a.m, with bouts of it easing off and then getting worse again.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 15:13, archived)
# Deffintely call nhs direct....
It is probebly either woman stuff, back related, or just a tummy ache, more than likley. if you can make it worste by changing possision a deliberately bring it on by adopting a certain possision it more than likely back.
But it may just possibley be heart related. give them a call
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 15:20, archived)
# it seems to be easing off a bit now
here's hoping it buggers off. think i'll have a little rest, just to be on the safe side.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 15:28, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 15:30, archived)
# Wind, definitely wind.
Go and have a trump; it usually works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 16:15, archived)
# ladypains, more likely
but worse than any i've ever felt before
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 16:31, archived)
# I reckon your prostrate is playing up.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 17:51, archived)
# Cocktus
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 16:06, archived)
# ---now that's a prick--
--but i didn't need the zoom tool--thanks!---
(Mark of Sore-o writhing in agony on, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 21:24, archived)