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# 12 Dimensional Kitten Theory:
(tomsk, Thu 23 May 2002, 16:22, archived)
# That's
gonna make it into a dream of mine some day...I just know it...
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Thu 23 May 2002, 16:23, archived)
# It's like Kitten Who!
(qwerty, Thu 23 May 2002, 16:23, archived)
# all together now:
Dumble-de-dum, dumble-de-dum, dumble-de-dum, dumble-de-dum
Dumble-de-dum, dumble-de-dum, dumble-de-dum, dumble-de-dum
Dumble-de-dum, dumble-de-dum, dumble-de-dum, dumble-de-dum
WAAAAAAAAA-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 May 2002, 16:24, archived)
# ooooooo-ooooo-ooooooooooooooooo!
wah wah wha wooooo wahhhh wah wooooooooooo etc.
(qwerty, Thu 23 May 2002, 16:38, archived)
# yeah! c'mon!
sing it with me now - at home, at college, in your office - all start humming the theme tune quietly! Why, if enough people join in we could make the whole of the world vibrate slightly!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 May 2002, 16:45, archived)
# i'm hummusing the theme tune
so i am
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 23 May 2002, 16:49, archived)
# Me too,
and i didn't even realise till you said it.
(Amerella, Thu 23 May 2002, 16:55, archived)
# work
there's a small collective of who-hummers in my office... no vibrations though.
(p, Thu 23 May 2002, 16:54, archived)
# nice
.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 23 May 2002, 16:23, archived)
# play that
to the tune of doctor who

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 23 May 2002, 16:23, archived)
# Is our galaxy
really in the inside of a kittie's eye?

.... I certainly hope so.
(Amerella, Thu 23 May 2002, 16:23, archived)
# does that mean
god is a kitten? or galaxies formed from kittens? or the big bang was actually something to do with a kitten? maybe all kittens are potential big bangs waiting to happen! oh, now my head hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! giblethead2000, Thu 23 May 2002, 16:27, archived)
# Crab_Bloke this morning:
"We superceded M Theory with K Theory - 12 dimensional kittens which looked like membranes when you did the calculations in 11 dimensions."
The universe is entirely composed of unmeasurably small vibrating kittens. In red, green and blue.
(tomsk, Thu 23 May 2002, 16:30, archived)
# well, that makes about
as much sense as M Theory (as it's been explained to me, anyway) as far as I'm concerned anyway. At least I can believe the universe looks cute and fluffy from the outside now, that improves things.

Although, most kittens do appear to be evil. I think I might have to start worrying about that some more now.
(I helped save b3ta! giblethead2000, Thu 23 May 2002, 16:36, archived)
# Only the red ones
are evil. The blue ones are good, and the green ones are strange.
(tomsk, Thu 23 May 2002, 16:37, archived)
# My mind..
my mind!

slick stuff, I'll see that next time I'm clubbing you fcuker!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 23 May 2002, 16:32, archived)
# Kittens
Fantastic... K12D
(I helped save b3ta! armaitus Sheep Casings!, Thu 23 May 2002, 16:35, archived)