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[challenge entry] Take a ride on a donkey


from ye olde pedo donkey mix. youtu.be/JNjgzzmMYu8

From the Donkeys! challenge. See all 121 entries (closed)

(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 19:45, archived)
# Let's eat pedo meat, Donky!!
(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 20:02, archived)
#
(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 20:04, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 20:09, archived)
# Pow!
{:-)
(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 20:54, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 3:32, archived)
# Hello again Moggy my friend.
I showed you my picture of a cat on a skateboard but I'm not sure if you saw it so I'm showing it to you again.


(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 20:14, archived)
# yay bluecat art!
(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 20:16, archived)
# Do you have blue cats where you are from?
(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 20:22, archived)
# naw
but If the cat there, I'll think good.
(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 20:34, archived)
# you are the ghost of Erwin Schrödinger AICMFP
(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 20:43, archived)
# *awards £5*
(, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 3:33, archived)
#
Doraemon
(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 21:05, archived)
# take copter
(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 21:20, archived)
# Haha, I did not see the copter.
(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 21:38, archived)
# Doraemon use take copter
(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 21:46, archived)
# I guess you didn't hear the news...
(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 21:51, archived)
# I still HATE this
-_-
(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 21:58, archived)
# It's O.K.,....he's dead.
(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 22:00, archived)
# We could have him stuffed though,
surely?
(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 22:04, archived)
# They have these new kits you can buy at IKEA. They're great!... :)
(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 22:12, archived)
# Wow!
So you don't have to remove all the guts and innards yourself.
(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 22:39, archived)
# Are you sure that's not quadracopter cat?
(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 23:28, archived)
# Well yes, clearly that is a cat on a skateboard.
(, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 0:19, archived)
# Yes I don't
But Macintosh Quadra is OK
(, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 0:21, archived)
#
(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 21:56, archived)
# Nice er,
ears.
(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 22:56, archived)
# yeah - ears
(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 23:07, archived)
# How old would you say that donkey is?
(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 20:15, archived)
# Age is irrelevant when it comes to true love. She's beautiful and very mature for her age.
(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 20:18, archived)
# Yep, she's fucking gorgeous.
(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 20:35, archived)
# He's had her
up the ass!
(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 20:39, archived)
# ALL TIME CAPTAIN UP THERE
(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 20:48, archived)
# Well, this all seems perfectly normal.
(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 20:32, archived)
# If you bugger a baby donkey
what's worse? That it's underage or an animal?

Top stuff
(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 20:59, archived)
# What is an acceptable age to bugger a donkey?
(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 21:07, archived)
# The average lifespan of a donkey in a developed country is 27 years
The average lifespan of a UK citizen is around 81 years, wheras the age of consent in Britain is 16 - so around 20% into someone's life they're no longer underage.

By the same standards, the age of consent in donkey years is 5. But the question still remains.... How do you get a donkey's consent?

(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 21:22, archived)
# indeed.
I think you can only tell if a donkey consents by actually buggering it. You'll know right away.
(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 21:33, archived)
# Your knowledge in this field concerns me.
(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 21:34, archived)
# It makes him sound
less stable
(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 22:58, archived)
# Lets put it another way, if you haven't been kicked over the fence it doesn't mind.
I asked a psychologist friend with veterinary experience and she said a lot of these dumb animals (sheep, goats etc.) will let anyone mount them when in heat...
As for buggery, Wellies, leather jacket and helmet might be required PPE. You'd look pretty silly though.
(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 21:36, archived)
# Underage
adult female donkeys can be rather er, 'receptive'.
No idea about the gay donkeys, other than some of them are bound to be fabulous.
(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 21:08, archived)
# Fabulous with smashing manes and zhooshed-up tails.
(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 22:04, archived)
# Pink designer saddles.
(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 23:01, archived)
# I see your "Hawkwind on a car ad desperation" and raise you a "Quo advertising mince FFS"
(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 23:27, archived)
# Oh no, that was really sad.
Someone has spent all their cash on military vehicles and nosepowders.
(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 23:45, archived)
# me grin's stuck!!!!
stuck I tells ya!!:)
(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 21:33, archived)
# Donkeyfuck :D
(, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 22:59, archived)
# WAHAY!!!
(, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 5:12, archived)
# Put a donk on it...
(, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 9:54, archived)