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[challenge entry] but seriously earthlings...

From the 20 Years after the Invasion challenge. See all 165 entries (closed)

(, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:57, archived)
# I just flew in from Alpha Centauri. Boy are my arms tired.
(, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:58, archived)
# i was trying to think of a one-liner....
you have thunk of it for me.
thank you.
(, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:00, archived)
# My gift to you...
(, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:01, archived)
# thanks awfully.
(, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:07, archived)
# Try the Aldebaran swampbeast steak!
I'm here all week.
(, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:01, archived)
# *starts making notes incase alien comic needs material upon invasion*
keep 'em comin'...
(, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:06, archived)
# don't forget to phazer your waitress
(, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:06, archived)
# *adds to previously mentioned list*
(, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:07, archived)
# Anyone tried those full immersion hologram TV dinners?
(, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:10, archived)
# no, but i've stuck my head in a bowl of mashed potato
(, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:13, archived)
# and what's the deal with spaceline food?
(, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:26, archived)
# Two Xenomorphs
walk in a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?"...
(, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:02, archived)
# "why the long face?"
two mouths, lots of teeth, acid for blood, face hugging offspring and still some bint from a lesser species fucks me up everytime. make mine a large one, mr barman, please...
(, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:14, archived)
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(, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:21, archived)
# John Kerry walks into a bar, and the horse says...
(, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:43, archived)
# "fuck off, John Kerry"
(, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:56, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:45, archived)
# Good one!
(, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:53, archived)
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(, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:45, archived)
# But the horse says "Neigh", and orders a beer.
(, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 23:02, archived)
# A white horse goes into a bar...
...and the barman says, "That's funny, we've got a drink named after you!"

And the white horse says, "What, Dobbin?"

(I've gotta million of 'em...)
(, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 23:29, archived)
# Reminds me of George Osbourne for some reason
(, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:44, archived)