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[challenge entry] there, see how He likes it!

From the Everything in Reverse challenge. See all 137 entries (closed)

(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:14, archived)
# that poor piece of wood
*starts church of the holy plank*
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:23, archived)
# *joins*
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:28, archived)
# Our splinter
who art in timber
carpentry be thy name
Thy kingdom planed
and sanded and varnished
on the workmate as it is in the DIY book
Give us this 2 by 4
and forgive us our swearing
when we hit our thumb with a hammer
And lead us not in to flat pack
and deliver us from IKEA
Forever and ever
Amen

(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:36, archived)
# hahaha :D

(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:51, archived)
# brilliant.
In the beginning The Tree created the bark and the wood. Now the wood was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of the level was hovering over the planks.

And The Tree said, “Let there be lightwood,” and there was lightwood. The Tree saw that the lightwood was good, and he separated the lightwood from the darkwood. God called the lightwood “pine,” and the darkwood he called “ebony.” And there was evening classes, and there was morning classes—the first day of carepentry.
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:53, archived)
# 'spirit of the level' ...!
hahaha, nice
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:07, archived)
# thanks
i was quite pleased with that one...
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:08, archived)
# It was a very good prayer
This church has a bright future
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:29, archived)
# no! Then people will have to hang a miniature staue of a guy around their neck rather than a torture device
actually, it kind of creeps me out when I drive to the less populated areas of Missouri, US, and see a large crucifix out in the middle of a farmfield
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:27, archived)
# + with torch-holding white-robed figures surrounding it
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:30, archived)
[challenge entry] haha :D

(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:51, archived)
# He must be feeling a little cross now
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:13, archived)