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[challenge entry] What would you do if your mother asked you?

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(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:17, archived)
# Arsetrumpet.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:20, archived)
# Oh piss.
:D



(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:21, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:22, archived)
# Bum trumpet!
Bumpet!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:21, archived)
# Ha-ha! I see a pattern forming, here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:22, archived)
# :D
and so as not to go off course:

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:24, archived)
# This one time, at Band Camp, I stuck a trumpet up my arse...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:27, archived)
# Wow
That's some lovely Bum Trumpet action
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
Bumpet seemed familiar - I thought it might have come from you....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:41, archived)
# I'm thinking there was a Magic of Chutney one that was bumpet-related but can't quite recall it, and he's taken his site down :o(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:48, archived)
# What's happened to MoC? Is he still around?
Also where the heck is Elvis?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:49, archived)
# He's around. Just not posting a great deal these days. Think real life work is impinging on his quality b3ta time.
In fact he's probably watching this right now. *looks around shiftily*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:50, archived)
# And Elvis...? Anyone seen him?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:51, archived)
# There's a guy works down the chip shop...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:51, archived)
# I spoke to him a week ago, he's fine, just busy doing other things
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:39, archived)
# That's good to hear
Bit worrying when one of the more prolific posters just vanishes :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:07, archived)
# sure chutters was around not long ago
not seen elvis for a while, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:23, archived)
# anyone fancy an animal draw-off?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:52, archived)
# yep :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:23, archived)
# My Aardvark is ready and waiting
Now that's not the sort of thing I get to say most days.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:34, archived)
# that sounds muckier every time i read it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:46, archived)
# You love it!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:06, archived)
# Ah, okay...
okay...Let's hope he comes back soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:27, archived)
# ^THIS
This

This

This
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:35, archived)
# HaC
Sorry... wrong board
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:27, archived)
# Your non-bumpet reply has saddened me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:29, archived)
# So silly
hahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:31, archived)
# Arse Bumpet!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:32, archived)
# Nicely done! :D

really, really sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:46, archived)
# what the hell was going on originally?
oh, keeping an egg warm?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:47, archived)
# I really have no idea - egg warming is as good an answer as any!
often cited as the original goatse (supposedly) :/
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:55, archived)
# Fluffing his arse prepping to sit down on the eggs, yep...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:26, archived)
# A poor excuse at the hospital when you have a trumpet stuffed up your arse
"they swapped my eggs for a trumpet"
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:00, archived)
# Jazzy!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:49, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMBHkntOMtk
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:08, archived)
# also, vaguely compo related album cover from /links a while ago:
fontfeed.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Wasnatch_Front-To-Back.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:29, archived)
# Fake, no ring.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:00, archived)
# ahahaha
this is great
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:35, archived)
# Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:18, archived)
# That's how my last cat went :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:30, archived)
# Weird. That's exactly how I found my new cat :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:28, archived)
# It's the distinctive sound that makes them all too easy to find
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:32, archived)
# bumpeting's too good for him!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:10, archived)
# A monkey bum bugle - no I don't either...
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:21, archived)