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(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:14, archived)
# Celery is evil.
Nothing good can come of it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:17, archived)
# not only does it taste horrible but it provides no nutrients
it clearly needs banning
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:17, archived)
#
I quite like it...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 20:21, archived)
# well YOU would
(I have no idea what I am implying there)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 20:26, archived)
# So do I
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 13 Jan 2014, 20:40, archived)
# I also
Like celery.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 20:52, archived)
# you monsters
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 21:02, archived)
# Celerians unite! You have nothing to lose but your strings!
Lovage, on the other hand is actually evil.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 13 Jan 2014, 21:19, archived)
# I've never tried lovage. Not even sure what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 21:39, archived)
# It is a relative of celery, at lot bigger though (2.5m +).
It tastes like 1000x concentrated celery with a hint of paraffin fuel.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 13 Jan 2014, 22:32, archived)
# *sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 21:39, archived)
# cleans out your pooper like a brush
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 21:39, archived)
# you're supposed to _eat_ it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 21:56, archived)